Well now, let’s talk about this thing, you know, boys liking boys, and girls liking girls, and then this “trans”...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about this here “state of the union” thing, but not the president kind, the kind...

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let’s chew the fat about somethin’ I heard on the TV the other day. Them city...

Well, let’s talk about this thing, you know, the 5 inch penise. Folks always gossiping about it, ain’t they? Some...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about… you know… that thing, that “pornografy sex” stuff. Folks are always whisperin’ about...

Alright, so you’re askin’ about gettin’ snipped, huh? A vasectomy, they call it. Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t nothin’...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout relationships. They ain’t always sunshine and roses, that’s for sure. It’s like tryin’...

Well, I’ve been hearin’ a lot of talk about this “bein’ gay” thing, and folks are all worked up about...

Alright, so listen up, y’all. There’s this gal, Kristen Stewart, you know, the one from them vampire movies? Yeah, her....

Alright, alright, settle down, y’all. You wanna know how to make one of them…uh…fleshlights, huh? Well, I ain’t no expert,...