Well, let’s talk about this thing, you know, the 5 inch penise. Folks always gossiping about it, ain’t they? Some say bigger is better, some say it don’t matter none. But what’s the real deal?
I heard tell that the average fella, when he’s, you know, excited, he’s packing somewhere between 5.1 and 5.5 inches. Yep, that’s what them doctors say. So, if you got a 5-incher, you’re right there in the middle, not too big, not too small. 5.5? Well, you’re a bit above average then. 6 inches? That’s what they call big. And 6.5? Shoot, they say that’s huge!
But does size really matter? That’s the million-dollar question, ain’t it? Been hearing folks argue about that since the rooster crowed. Some gals, they’ll tell you straight up, it matters a whole heap. Others, they say it ain’t the size of the hammer, it’s how you swing it. You get what I mean, right?
- Average size is about 5.1-5.5 inches
- 5 inches is normal
- Bigger ain’t always better
Now, some fellas, they fret and fuss over having the “ideal” thingamajig for a woman. But let me tell you something, for a lot of them gals, that whole pokin’ thing don’t even feel that good. And most of ‘em, they ain’t gonna, you know, reach the peak from it. Long as you’re, you know, making her happy, that’s what counts. You gotta, you know, pay attention to what she likes. It ain’t all about one thing, you see.
I heard about this thing, some folks asked a bunch of men what size they wished they had. Can you believe that? Men worrying about such things! Seems like everyone’s always wanting what they ain’t got. Instead of frettin’ over inches, maybe they should be frettin’ over bein’ a good fella, you know?
Just last night, I was, you know, eatin’ with a friend, a real smart gal, not one to talk dirty. And wouldn’t you know it, she starts talkin’ about this very thing! Caught me right off guard, I tell you. She was tellin’ me about this fella, said he was only about 4 inches. She called him small. Now, I ain’t measured one of them things in a coon’s age, but it got me thinkin’. Folks sure do pay a lot of attention to it, don’t they?
And here’s somethin’ funny, I heard they did a survey over in Kenya, way across the ocean. And them gals, the ones with fellas packin’ a big one, they were actually more likely to go messin’ around with other fellas. Goes to show, bigger ain’t always better. Maybe it’s too much, or maybe them gals just weren’t happy with somethin’ else.
So, what’s the bottom line here? Well, if you got a 5 inch penise, you ain’t special, but you ain’t cursed neither. You’re just like most fellas. And remember, it ain’t all about size. It’s about bein’ a good person, treatin’ folks right, and knowin’ how to, you know, make someone happy. That’s the real secret, not the inches.
And don’t go believin’ everything you hear, them magazines and movies, they like to make a big fuss over things. Real life ain’t like that. Just be yourself, be kind, and, you know, be good to folks. That’s what really matters in the end.
So don’t you worry your head about it too much. You got what you got, and that’s that. Just make the best of it!
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