Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about… you know… that thing, that “pornografy sex” stuff. Folks are always whisperin’ about it, and I ain’t no saint, so I’ve heard a thing or two. Don’t get me wrong, I ain’t watchin’ it myself, my eyes ain’t that good no more, and honestly, I got better things to do than look at young folks doin’… well, you know.
But from what I hear, it’s all about… “havin’ better sex,” they say. Like, as if what we did back in the day wasn’t good enough! They got all these fancy “positions,” hundreds of ’em, they say. Positions! Back then, we just… well, we just did what came natural. No fancy names, no “friction-fueled” this or that. Just… you know… husband and wife stuff.
- They even got pictures and videos, I hear. “Deliciously explicit pictures,” they call ’em. Can you imagine? Back in my day, the only picture we had was the one of us on our weddin’ day, and that was plenty enough excitement, let me tell ya.
- And these youngsters, they got all the time in the world for this “experimentin’” and bein’ “extra frisky and adventurous.” Shoot, we were too busy workin’ the farm to be frisky! And adventurous? The biggest adventure we had was gettin’ the cow back in the fence when she escaped.
Now, they got these websites, places like… what was it? “Pornhub“? Sounds like a shed where you keep your corn, doesn’t it? But no, it’s full of these “unlimited free porn videos” with “hottest pornstars.” Pornstars! We had stars in the sky, that was enough for us. And these videos… they’re “full length” and they’re all about… well, you know, doin’ the deed. All sorts of folks, “amateur porn community” and those “top XXX studios,” whatever that means. Sounds like a whole lotta fuss over somethin’ that ought to be private, if you ask me.
And then there’s this “foreplay” they talk about. “Spicy foreplay positions,” they call it. Back in my day, foreplay was holdin’ hands and maybe a little kiss on the cheek. Now they got whole routines, “classic” moves and whatnot, all to get things… goin’. It’s all so complicated these days.
They’re always talkin’ about “tonight” too. “Watch Tonight porn videos for free” or “Have Better Sex. Tonight!” Like tonight is somethin’ special. Every night with your loved one is special, or should be, even if you’re just holdin’ hands and fallin’ asleep. It don’t need to be all that… that “Hardcore XXX sex clips” and “adult porn videos” stuff. “Hot porn and sexy naked girls,” they advertise, like it’s some kinda sale at the market. All this “sexual hot action” and “passionate kissing, touching“… it’s just too much for an old lady like me to wrap my head around.
Seems to me, folks are too busy watchin’ other people do it instead of just… doin’ it themselves, the good ol’ fashioned way. Better orgasms, they promise. More fun. But I tell you, the best fun is the kind you don’t need a screen for. The kind you have with the person you love, in your own bed, without all the fancy positions and the pictures and the videos. That’s the kinda “sex” that lasts, the kinda “sex” that matters. The rest of it… well, it just seems like a whole lotta noise to me.
So, that’s my two cents on this “pornografy sex” business. Take it or leave it. I’m goin’ back to my garden now. At least the tomatoes don’t need any fancy positions to grow.
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