Why I Decided To Try This Thing
Okay, so yesterday me and my partner saw some buzz about this “Juan Noodle” thing online. Looked kinda wild, kinda cozy? We’re usually up for trying new comfortable positions, especially ones promising less cramping. Figured, why not? Worst case, we just laugh it off and order pizza.
Getting Started: The Setup Phase
First thing, we cleared a big space right in the middle of the bedroom floor. Our rug is pretty thick, figured that’d be better than the bare wood. Dug through the linen closet for every spare pillow we own – like six of them, all different fluffiness levels. I even grabbed that weird U-shaped pregnancy pillow from the back corner. Wasn’t sure what we’d need, so better safe than sorry.
Next up, hydration station! We both know getting tangled up can make you thirsty fast. So, two big bottles of water got plonked down near the pillows. Clothes-wise, we went for super soft, loose stuff – big sweatshirts and pajama pants. This was about comfort first, you know?
The Actual Experiment: Bending Like Noodles
Right, so picture this: Partner A (me!) lies flat on their back, dead center of the pillow fortress. Then Partner B kneels kinda close, facing away. Now the tricky bit: Partner B leans back really slow, aiming for Partner A’s lap, while keeping bent knees planted wide apart. Felt like doing some weird, slow yoga pose. At the same time, Partner A needs to get their knees up high, framing Partner B’s hips.
Key Realization:
Pillows are NOT optional here. Seriously. Stuffing one firmly under Partner A’s lower back was like finding the holy grail – instant relief! We needed another thick one for Partner B to lean their head/upper back on after they reclined. Without that head pillow, they were basically looking at the ceiling lightbulb, which isn’t exactly sexy ambiance.
The Comfort Checks (Super Important!)
- Hip angles are everything: Felt super easy for Partner B’s hips to get cranky if their knees weren’t wide enough. We spent ages wiggling those knees wider than felt normal. That took pressure off.
- Breathing room: Partner B (the one leaning back) can feel squished chest-wise. Loosening up that sweatshirt neckline helped a ton. Communication was key – “Can you lean forward a tiny bit? Better, yes!”
- Leg circulation check: After maybe five minutes, Partner A’s legs felt the tingle warning. Propped a folded blanket right under Partner A’s thighs/knees, taking the stretch out. Instantly better.
What Actually Worked Well
Once we stopped fidgeting and found the right pillow spots? Honestly, surprisingly relaxing. Felt really close and kinda cradled. Less effort for both sides than expected once aligned. Partner B loved the deep pressure sensation from leaning back firmly.
Gotcha Moments & Adjustments
- Reach issues: Partner B wanted to stroke Partner A’s arms, but leaning back made it awkward. Fixed it by Partner A lifting their shoulders off the pillow, curling slightly towards Partner B.
- The dreaded leg cramp: Partner A’s thigh cramped once. Solution? Partner B gently nudged Partner A’s leg higher with their elbow during a shift. Temporary, but worked.
- Temperature control: Got way warmer than planned with all the body heat concentrated. Briefly stopped to ditch the sweatshirts after 15 mins!
The Unexpected Outcome
Did it unlock cosmic pleasure? Nah. But you know what? It was genuinely cozy and incredibly intimate in a slow, quiet way. Less about fireworks, more about a unique, close hug with benefits. Spent like 20 minutes like that, just chatting and chilling. It felt… nice. Comfortable. Pleased? Yeah, pleased fits.
Final Tip For Anyone Trying:
Commit to the pillows. Seriously. And don’t be afraid to pause, giggle, drink some water, and readjust constantly. Treat it like building a weird, cozy pillow fort project with your favourite person.
