Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about… you know… that thing, that “pornografy sex” stuff. Folks are always whisperin’ about...

Alright, so you’re askin’ about gettin’ snipped, huh? A vasectomy, they call it. Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t nothin’...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout relationships. They ain’t always sunshine and roses, that’s for sure. It’s like tryin’...

Well, I’ve been hearin’ a lot of talk about this “bein’ gay” thing, and folks are all worked up about...

Alright, so listen up, y’all. There’s this gal, Kristen Stewart, you know, the one from them vampire movies? Yeah, her....

Alright, alright, settle down, y’all. You wanna know how to make one of them…uh…fleshlights, huh? Well, I ain’t no expert,...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this thing, this… uh… homemade fleshlight, you young folks are callin’ it. I ain’t no...

Well, howdy there! Today, I’m gonna yap a bit about something some folks call “abstaining from sex before marriage.” Now,...

Well, let me tell ya, what’s the point of all this hanky-panky, this rollin’ around in the hay, they call...

Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this… thing. Folks call it a “fleshlight,” sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ but...