Alright, alright, let’s talk about this thing, this… uh… homemade fleshlight, you young folks are callin’ it. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I heard some things, seen some things, and I can tell ya, back in my day, we didn’t have fancy names for this stuff. We just… well, never mind that. Let’s get down to business.
So, you wanna make one of these things, huh? Well, first off, you gotta get yourself some stuff. Don’t go spendin’ a fortune, neither. We’re keepin’ it simple, like how we used to make do with what we had. You know, back in the day, we didn’t have all this fancy store-bought stuff.
First thing you need is somethin’ soft. Like, real soft. I’m thinkin’ a clean sock. Yeah, one of them thick ones, the kind you wear in the winter. Make sure it’s clean, though! Nobody wants a dirty sock down there, you hear me? That’s just askin’ for trouble. If you ain’t got no thick socks, maybe a sponge, the kind you wash dishes with, but a new one, mind you! Not one you been scrubbin’ pots with.
- Clean, thick sock
- New sponge (if no socks)
- Some kinda lube… like, uh… Vaseline maybe? Or even cooking oil, if you’re really in a pinch. But make sure it’s somethin’ safe for your skin, ya hear? Don’t go usin’ nothin’ crazy.
Okay, so you got your stuff. Now what? Well, if you’re usin’ a sock, it’s pretty straightforward. You just gotta, well, you know… use it like, uh… like a sleeve. You can roll it up or fold it, whatever feels good. Some folks, they say you can tie off the end, make it kinda snug. I ain’t gonna tell you how to do it, you gotta figure out what works for you. Experiment a little. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that.
Now, if you’re usin’ a sponge, it’s a bit different. You gotta get that sponge wet, make it soft. Then, you might wanna cut it up a bit, shape it how you like. Maybe even stick a few sponges together, make it bigger, thicker. It’s all up to you. Just be careful with them scissors, you hear? Don’t want you pokin’ an eye out.
And don’t forget the lube! That’s important. You don’t want no friction burn, that’s for sure. Like I said, Vaseline, cooking oil, even some hand lotion, if it ain’t too perfumey. Just put a little bit on, and then add more if you need it. Better to start with too little than too much, I always say. Too much and you got a mess on your hands.
Now, some folks get real fancy with it. They use plastic bottles, they use towels, all sorts of stuff. But honestly, I think the simpler, the better. You don’t need nothin’ fancy to get the job done. It’s all about what feels good, right? That’s what matters in the end. And cleanin’ up after, that’s important too. Wash everything real good with soap and water, make sure it’s all nice and clean for next time.
And remember, this ain’t nothin’ to be ashamed of. Everybody’s got needs, and ain’t nothin’ wrong with takin’ care of yourself. Just be safe, be clean, and be respectful. And don’t go tellin’ everybody your business, neither. Some things are best kept private. This here is just between you and me and the internet, you understand?
So there you have it. A homemade fleshlight. It ain’t rocket science, that’s for sure. Just use your common sense, be creative, and you’ll figure it out. And if you don’t like it, well, you ain’t out much money, that’s for sure. Just try somethin’ else. There’s more than one way to skin a cat, as they say. Or, uh, in this case… somethin’ else entirely.
One more thing! Don’t go sharin’ this thing with nobody else. That’s just askin’ for trouble, you hear? This is a personal item, just for you. Keep it clean, keep it to yourself, and you’ll be alright.
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