Well, let’s talk about them women, you know, the ones who, um, swallow. It’s a thing, ain’t it? Some do, some don’t. Just like some folks like grits and some don’t. No big deal, right?
I heard some fellas, they go crazy for it. Real crazy. They say it’s the bee’s knees, the whole shebang. Makes ’em feel like a big man, I guess. But then there’s other fellas, they don’t care one way or the other. And the women? Well, they got their own minds too, don’t they?
Some women, they like it. They say it ain’t no thing, just part of the, you know, the business. And some, they can’t stand it. Makes ’em gag, makes ’em wanna puke. Can’t blame ’em, I reckon. It ain’t for everyone. You know, like how some folks can eat a whole plate of hot peppers and others can’t even look at ’em.
- Some say it’s about trust.
- Some say it’s about love.
- Some just plain like it.
- And some just plain don’t.
It’s like this, see? If a woman does it, and she’s okay with it, then it’s all good. And if she don’t wanna, then she don’t wanna. Simple as that. No man got the right to force a woman to do somethin’ she don’t wanna do. That ain’t right, no matter how you slice it. It’s like tryin’ to force a chicken to lay an egg when it ain’t ready, just ain’t gonna happen right.
I heard some folks say it’s got, you know, benefits. Health benefits, they say. I don’t know about all that. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me. But hey, if they wanna believe it, let ’em believe it. Long as they ain’t hurtin’ nobody, ain’t no skin off my nose. If it makes them happy like a pig in mud, good for them.
But the real important thing, and listen up good, is talkin’. Yeah, talkin’. You gotta talk to your partner, you see? Tell ’em what you like, what you don’t like. Don’t be shy now. It’s like bakin’ a cake, you gotta know what ingredients go in to get it right. If you don’t talk, how they gonna know? They ain’t mind readers, you know. And if they don’t listen, well, then maybe they ain’t the right partner for you.
And this talkin’ ain’t just about that one thing, it’s about everything. You gotta be able to share your hopes, your fears, your whatnots. You gotta be open, like a screen door in the summertime. Let the feelings flow, you know? It takes guts, sure, but it’s worth it. Makes the whole thing stronger, like a good ol’ oak tree.
So, whether a woman swallows or not, that’s her business. It don’t make her a good woman or a bad woman. What matters is if she’s kind, if she’s honest, if she’s got a good heart. That’s what counts, in the end. Just like a good apple, it ain’t about the skin, it’s about the sweetness inside. And that sweetness comes from bein’ true to yourself and treatin’ others right.
And fellas, you gotta remember that too. Treat a woman with respect. Listen to her. Don’t push her. If she wants to do somethin’, and she’s happy doin’ it, then that’s fine. But if she don’t, then back off. It ain’t rocket science, folks. It’s just plain common decency, the kind you learn growin’ up on the farm, sharin’ with your neighbors and treatin’ everyone like family. And remember, happy wife, happy life, that ain’t just some old sayin’.
So there you have it. My two cents on women who swallow. It ain’t a big mystery, it ain’t somethin’ to be ashamed of. It’s just part of life, part of bein’ human. And the most important thing is to be respectful, be honest, and be kind. That’s the real secret to a happy life, a happy relationship, and a happy… well, you know, everything.
