Wearing Buttplug Public: How to Do It Safely and Discreetly

Alright, let’s gab about this butt plug thing, you know, the one folks are stickin’ in their behinds and goin’ out in public. I heard some young’uns talkin’ ’bout it, and well, it got me thinkin’. What in the world are they doin’ and why?

First off, what’s the big deal with wearin’ a butt plug in public anyway? I mean, back in my day, we didn’t have such things. But these young folks, they’re always up to somethin’. Seems like some of ’em like the feelin’, say it’s excitin’ or somethin’. They call it “constant stimulation” – like havin’ a little secret all day long. I reckon it’s like havin’ a pebble in your shoe, but I guess they enjoy it.

• Some do it for the thrill, like it’s a naughty secret.
• Others say it helps with, uh, “anal muscles.” Don’t ask me what that means.
• And some just like the way it feels, I suppose. To each their own, I always say.

Now, if you’re gonna do this, you gotta be smart about it. You can’t just go stickin’ any ol’ thing up there. You need the right kinda plug, not somethin’ too big or too weirdly shaped. And for goodness sake, make sure it’s clean! Nobody wants trouble down there, you hear?

Safety first, that’s what I always say. If you’re gonna wear one of these things, make sure it’s comfortable. You don’t want it fallin’ out in the grocery store, now do ya? That’d be a sight, wouldn’t it? And start slow, don’t go wearin’ it for hours right off the bat. Your body needs to get used to it.

And another thing, where are you gonna wear this thing? You can’t wear it everywhere, I reckon. Some places are just fine, like when you’re runnin’ errands or goin’ out for a bit. But wearin’ it to work? I don’t know about that. Seems a bit much, if you ask me. And what if you gotta take it out all of a sudden? You gotta have a plan for that, too. You can’t just be yankin’ it out in the middle of the street. Find a bathroom, for crying out loud!

Some folks, they like the excitement of wearin’ it in public. They say it makes boring chores more fun. I don’t know how washin’ dishes can be fun with somethin’ stuck up your behind, but hey, I’m just an old lady. They also say it can make dates more interestin’. Maybe so, but I still think a good conversation is better than any butt plug.

I heard tell there’s even sparkly ones, can you believe it? Like a little secret disco ball back there. And some folks wear ’em to train their…well, you know. Seems like a lot of work for somethin’ that just sits there, but what do I know? I ain’t never tried it, and I ain’t plannin’ on it either. I got enough to worry about with my corns and my bad knee.

So, can you wear a butt plug in public? I guess so. Should you? Well, that’s up to you. Just be safe, be smart, and for heaven’s sake, don’t tell your grandma. She’ll have a heart attack! And remember, just because you can do somethin’ doesn’t mean you have to. There’s plenty of other ways to have fun, like bakin’ a pie or sittin’ on the porch swing. But hey, if a butt plug is your cup of tea, well, you do you.

But seriously, folks, if you’re gonna do it, do it right. Choose the right plug, make sure it’s comfortable, and have a plan in case you need to take it out. And don’t go tellin’ everyone your business. Some things are best kept private. You don’t want everyone knowin’ your secrets, now do ya? Just be careful out there, and don’t do anything that’ll land you in the hospital or, worse, make your poor grandma ashamed of ya.

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