Alright, so you wanna know about makin’ your own, uh, silicone thingamajig, huh? Well, I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I can tell ya what I heard and seen. Folks are always lookin’ for ways to save a buck or two, and this here thing is no different, I reckon.
First off, you gotta get yourself some of that moldin’ putty stuff. They call it silicone somethin’-somethin’. Real important, that is. It’s like playdough, but, ya know, for grown-up stuff. You can squish it and shape it however you want. Make sure it’s the kinda stuff that stays bendy, though, you don’t want it gettin’ all hard and cracky on ya.
- Get the silicone putty – the bendy kind!
- Find somethin’ to make a mold of. A jar, maybe? Somethin’ smooth and the right size, if ya catch my drift.
Now, find yourself somethin’ to make a mold from. Folks use all sorts of things, I hear. Jars, pipes, whatever’s laying around, I guess. Just make sure it’s clean, ya hear? Nothin’ worse than a dirty… well, you get the idea. You pour that putty stuff around whatever you’re usin’, make sure it covers it all up good. Let it sit for a while, just like makin’ jelly.
Once that putty is set, you gotta pull out whatever you used to make the mold. Careful now, don’t wanna rip it! And there ya go, you got yourself a mold. Looks like a empty… well, it looks like somethin’, that’s for sure. Now, this is where it gets tricky, I hear. You gotta pour somethin’ else in there to make the actual… you know… the thing. More of that silicone stuff, maybe? I ain’t too sure on this part.
Some folks say you gotta use some kinda special goop, makes it all slippery-like. And some folks say you gotta paint the inside with somethin’ so the silicone don’t stick. I tell ya, it’s all a bit much for an old gal like me. But I heard tell if you don’t do it right, it’ll all stick together and you’ll just have a mess.
Important! Make sure whatever you’re usin’ is safe for, ya know, *that* kinda thing. Don’t wanna be usin’ somethin’ that’ll make ya sick or somethin’. That’s just common sense, ain’t it? Go to the store, ask the fella there, he’ll tell ya what to get.
And then, once everything is all set and dry, I guess you got yourself your own homemade, uh, contraption. Saves ya a pretty penny, I hear, ’cause them store-bought ones are right expensive. And you can make it just the way you want it, I suppose. Longer, shorter, wider, whatever tickles your fancy.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ I done this myself, mind you. But I heard the neighbor’s boy talkin’ about it once, and he seemed to know what he was talkin’ about. Kids these days, they know all sorts of things, I tell ya. And if you’re really worried about messin’ up, maybe read a book about it first. Or look it up online. That’s what the youngins do.
And one more thing, be sure to keep it clean! Wash it good after ya use it, just like you would anything else. Nothin’ worse than a dirty… well, you get the picture. Just plain old soap and water, just like cleanin’ the dishes. Hygiene is important, ya know, no matter what you’re doin’.
So there ya have it. That’s all I know about makin’ your own silicone… thingy. It ain’t rocket science, but it ain’t exactly makin’ biscuits neither. Take your time, follow the instructions, and you should be alright. And if you mess up, well, just try again. Practice makes perfect, they say. Or at least, good enough, I reckon.
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