Alright, let’s talk about this… this… “cockcamera” thing. I saw some young folks whisperin’ ’bout it, and my old ears perked up. Heard it’s some kinda newfangled gadget, like them fancy phones everyone’s got now, but for… well, you know… down there.
What is this cockcamera thing anyway?
From what I gather, it’s a little camera, like a tiny eye, that you stick on a man’s… you know… his “thingy.” They call it a “cock ring” with a camera. Sounds uncomfortable if you ask me. But these young folks, they’re always comin’ up with somethin’ new.
- They say it’s for “filmin’ intimate action.” Intimate action? Sounds like a fancy way of sayin’ bedroom business to me.
- I heard it can record for a good long while, like an hour and a half! That’s a mighty long time to be… filmin’.
- And get this, they even got a website sellin’ these things. Called it “The Cock Camera” straight up. No beatin’ around the bush, I guess.
Why would anyone want this cockcamera?
Now, that’s the question that got me scratchin’ my head. Why in the world would a fella wanna put a camera down there?
- Some folks say it’s for makin’ “home movies” but for grown-ups. Sounds like a recipe for trouble if you ask me. What if them movies get out? Lord have mercy!
- Others say it’s for couples who wanna… spice things up. Well, I guess to each their own, but seems like a lot of fuss for somethin’ that should be private.
- And then there’s the talk about it bein’ “revolutionary.” Revolutionary? Seems more silly than revolutionary to this old woman.
Is this cockcamera safe?
That’s another thing I worry about. Is it safe? Stickin’ electronics down there… it just don’t seem right. They say it’s made of that silicone stuff, like them fake… you know… Anyways, they say it’s safe, but I don’t know. Makes me think of them electric fences we used to have for the cows. Don’t want no shocks down there, that’s for sure. And what if it breaks? Or gets stuck? Lordy, the thought alone makes me shiver. They say they try to make sure everything is alright, but accidents happen, you know?
Where do you even get a cockcamera?
Like I said, they got a website. Just type in “The Cock Camera” and there it is. They even got pictures, but I ain’t lookin’ too close. And they say it costs a pretty penny too. Over a hundred and fifty dollars! That’s a lot of money for somethin’ you’re just gonna… well, you know. Heard it’s so popular that sometimes they don’t even have any left to sell. Out of stock, they call it. Guess folks are really into this thing.
What’s this old woman’s opinion?
Well, if you ask me, it’s just another one of them crazy inventions young folks come up with. Seems like they got too much time on their hands. Back in my day, we didn’t need no cameras to have a good time. We just… well, never mind that. But hey, it ain’t my place to judge. If folks wanna spend their money on this cockcamera thing, that’s their business. Just hope they don’t get themselves into trouble. And for goodness sake, keep them “home movies” to yourselves! Nobody needs to see that. Especially not this old woman.
And one more thing, these young folks writing reviews and things online? Talking all fancy-like about “dildo afficianados” and whatnot. Sounds like a whole different language to me. Just goes to show how much the world has changed. Good or bad, I can’t rightly say. But one thing’s for sure, it’s a whole lot different from back when I was a young gal, that’s for sure.
Anyways, that’s my take on this cockcamera. Hope I didn’t offend nobody with my plain speakin’. Just an old woman tryin’ to make sense of this crazy world.
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