Alright, so you wanna know how to get busy with a pornstar, huh? Well, let me tell ya, it ain’t like them fancy movies they make. It’s a whole different ball game, you hear?
First off, you gotta understand somethin’. These folks, they’re workin’. Yeah, they’re doin’ the deed, but it’s a job for them. Like bakin’ bread or fixin’ cars, only, well, you know… different. They got cameras and lights and a whole bunch of people watchin’. Can you imagine doin’ that with your husband? Lord have mercy!
So, how do you get in on that action? Well, you ain’t gonna just walk up to one on the street and ask them to, you know, hop in the hay. They ain’t like that. They’re regular folks, mostly. They got lives and families and all that. You gotta be respectful, you understand?
- Be Respectful: Don’t treat ’em like they’re some kinda object. They’re people, just like you and me. Talk to them nice, like you’d talk to your neighbor.
- Don’t Be a Creeper: Don’t go starin’ and makin’ weird comments. Nobody likes that, especially not them. They get enough of that nonsense already, I bet.
- Find the Right Place: You ain’t gonna find a pornstar at the church social, that’s for sure. Maybe try one of them adult entertainment expos or somethin’. Or maybe, you know, online. But be careful online, there’s a lot of weirdos out there.
Now, if you do happen to meet one and they’re interested, you gotta be prepared. These folks, they’re used to, well, performin’. You gotta be able to keep up, you know what I mean? And don’t expect it to be all glamorous like in the movies. It’s probably gonna be a lot more awkward and messy. Real life ain’t like them picture shows.
And listen here, safety first! You gotta make sure everyone’s healthy and protected. You don’t wanna be bringin’ home nothin’ you didn’t bargain for, if you catch my drift. These folks, they get tested regular, I’d imagine, but you gotta do your part too. Be responsible, that’s what I say.
Another thing, don’t go thinkin’ you’re gonna get it for free. This is their job, remember? They gotta make a livin’ just like the rest of us. They ain’t doin’ this for the fun of it, not all the time anyway. They gotta get paid, and it ain’t cheap, let me tell ya. I heard them fancy movie stars get a pretty penny, so I bet the pornstars get paid good too, or at least they should. Don’t be a cheapskate, that’s what I’m sayin’.
Now, let’s talk about the actual… gettin’ down to business part. Don’t expect it to be like them movies, I’m tellin’ ya. They gotta do things a certain way for the cameras, you know? Angles and lights and all that. It ain’t gonna be all natural and spontaneous. And they’re probably gonna tell you what to do, so listen up. They’re the experts, after all.
And don’t be disappointed if it ain’t some mind-blowin’ experience. Like I said, it’s work for them. They might be thinkin’ about what they’re gonna have for supper while they’re, you know, doin’ it. Just try to relax and enjoy the ride, as they say.
But most important thing, remember, they’re human beings. Treat ’em with respect, be polite, and don’t expect nothin’ you ain’t willin’ to give. And if they say no, well then, you take no for an answer. Don’t be pushy or rude. There are plenty of other fish in the sea, as they say. Though maybe not in this particular sea, but you get the idea.
So, there you have it. That’s my two cents on how to, well, you know… get with a pornstar. It ain’t easy, and it ain’t always pretty, but if you’re respectful and understand the situation, maybe, just maybe, you’ll get lucky. But remember what your old granny always said, be careful what you wish for! You might just get it.
Tags: [Pornstars, Sex, Relationships, Dating, Adult Industry, Respect, Boundaries, Expectations]
