Well, I’ll tell ya, what is sucking dick like, you ask? It’s like this… it ain’t somethin’ us old hens talk about over tea, but I’ve heard things, ya know? Whispers and such. Folks ain’t always so tight-lipped ’bout these kinda things, especially the young’uns.
From what I gather, it ain’t the same for everyone, just like eatin’ ain’t the same. Some folks like grits, some like eggs, some like both. This “sucking dick” thing, it’s kinda like that.
Some fellas, they say it’s the best thing since sliced bread. They go on and on about how it feels good, real good. Like… like a warm, tight… well, you get the picture. Like a warm cherry tomato, some say. Imagine that! A cherry tomato, but… different. Heard some say it’s like… like a good stretch after a long day of workin’ in the fields, but in a… a different place, ya know?
- Some say it’s excitin’
- Some say it’s just somethin’ you do
- And some, well, they just don’t like it at all.
And the fellas doin’ the suckin’? Well, it’s a mixed bag there too. Some like doin’ it, some do it ’cause their partner wants it, and some, they just wrinkle their noses and say “no thank you.” It’s all about what a person likes, I guess. Just like some women like havin’ their… well, you know… touched, and some don’t. It’s all the same, just different parts, ya see?
I heard tell there’s even videos about it now. Videos teachin’ folks how to do it “right.” Can you believe that? Back in my day, you learned about these things… well, you mostly didn’t learn about ’em at all! Or you learned the hard way, through trial and error, like most things in life.
Now, why would a fella NOT want it? That’s a head-scratcher for some, I reckon. But it’s like I said, everyone’s different. Maybe it don’t feel good to ’em. Maybe they don’t like the… the taste. I hear it ain’t everyone’s cup of tea. Just like some folks can’t stand the smell of manure, even though it helps things grow.
And what does it actually feel like? Well, that’s the million-dollar question, ain’t it? From what I hear, it ain’t just one thing. It can be soft and gentle, or it can be… well, more enthusiastic. It can be quick, it can be slow. It all depends on who’s doin’ the doin’ and who’s gettin’ it done to, I reckon.
It’s like… like milkin’ a cow. Some cows are easy, some are stubborn. Some give a lot, some give a little. It’s all about the give and take, the push and pull. It’s a dance, you see? A dance between two people, even if it’s a… a private kinda dance.
So, there you have it. That’s what I know about “sucking dick.” It ain’t much, but it’s what I’ve picked up over the years. It’s a personal thing, a matter of taste, just like everything else in this world. Some like it, some don’t. And that’s just the way it is.
And honestly, at my age, I got more important things to worry about, like gettin’ the chickens fed and makin’ sure the roof don’t leak. But it’s good to know a little bit about everything, even things you ain’t likely to experience yourself. Keeps the mind sharp, ya know?
Anyways, that’s enough of that kind of talk. I gotta go check on my biscuits now. Wouldn’t want them to burn.
Tags: [Oral Sex, Blowjob, Sexual Experience, Intimacy, Personal Preference]
