Alright, alright, let’s talk about, you know, ahem, how fellas get busy with each other. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I’ve heard things, seen things… you know how it is. Folks gettin’ jiggy with it, that’s what they say.
So, what are them… positions? Like, how they do it, you know?
Well, first off, there’s the… the regular way. The “backdoor boogie”, some call it. Yeah, you heard right. That’s when one fella’s… well, you get the picture. It’s the… the common one, you know? Like, the one everyone talks about, even though they pretend they don’t. It’s like, the bread and butter, I guess. Some like it slow and steady, some like it… well, let’s just say they like it faster. It ain’t all just about that, though. There’s more to it than meets the eye, or so I’ve been told.
Then there’s the… the “mouth music” thing. Yeah, you know, down there. Some folks like that. It ain’t for everyone, but hey, to each their own, I always say. It’s like… well, it’s like eatin’ corn on the cob, but… well, you get it. It can be gentle, or it can be… enthusiastic, let’s say. They say it’s all about… connection, or somethin’ like that. Sounds fancy to me, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
- Spooning: This one’s all cuddly-like. They lay on their sides, all close and comfy. It’s nice and easy, good for when you ain’t in a rush, you know? Like a slow dance, but…horizontal.
- 69: Oh my! This one’s…well, it’s when they’re both doin’ that “mouth music” thing at the same time. Upside down and all that. Sounds kinda complicated to me, but some folks swear by it. It’s like…a seesaw, but… not.
- Standing stuff: Yeah, sometimes they don’t even need a bed! One fella holds the other up, and… well, you can imagine. It takes some strength, I reckon. Like liftin’ a sack of potatoes, but… more personal.
And then there’s all sorts of other things they do. Twistin’ and turnin’, like pretzels! Some fellas are real bendy, I tell ya. They got positions I ain’t even got names for. Things with legs up in the air, things hangin’ off the bed… It’s a whole world out there, I’m tellin’ ya. It’s like… gymnastics, but… in the bedroom, or wherever they get to it.
But listen, no matter how they do it, it’s all about… being happy, right? And bein’ safe, of course. That’s important. Gotta be respectful, too. It ain’t all just about the… the mechanics of it, you know? There’s feelings involved, or so they say. It’s about… trust, and likin’ each other, and just havin’ a good time. That’s what matters, ain’t it?
And don’t go judgin’ folks, neither. What two fellas do in private is their business. It ain’t hurtin’ nobody. As long as they’re happy and not causin’ trouble, who cares? We all got our own ways of… lettin’ off steam, so to speak. So let ‘em be, I say. Live and let live, that’s my motto. It ain’t always easy, this life, so if folks find a little happiness, well, good for them, I say.
So there you have it. A little somethin’ about… how fellas get together. Like I said, I ain’t no expert, but I know a thing or two. And remember, be safe, be respectful, and just… be happy. That’s the most important thing. And if you’re gonna try some of them… acrobatic positions, make sure you stretch first! You don’t want to pull a muscle, now, do ya?
Now, I gotta go feed the chickens. You young folks have fun, but don’t get into too much trouble, ya hear?
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