Well, let me tell you, young’uns, about these things they call “threesomes.” Don’t go lookin’ at me like that, I ain’t had one myself, but I hear things, you know? Folks talk, especially them city folks. Always up to somethin’. So, what are these threesomes anyway? Sounds like a whole lotta trouble to me.
It’s Like This, I Guess
From what I gather, a threesome is when, well, three people get together… you know… in the bedroom. Not like havin’ a cup of tea and gossipin’, mind you. More like… well, you get the picture. Seems these youngsters are always experimentin’ with new things. Back in my day, two was plenty, and sometimes even that was too much!
- Some folks, they just do it once, for the heck of it. Like a one-time thing, you know? Spontaneous, they call it. Sounds messy to me.
- Then there’s them others, the ones who make a whole life outta it. They call it “polyamorous,” which is just a fancy word for sayin’ they like sharin’ everything, I reckon. More power to ’em, I guess, but I can’t see myself doin’ that. Too much drama for this old lady.
What Them City Folks Say
I heard tell of some women sharin’ their stories. Said it was “steamy” and “adventurous.” Steamy? Sounds like a hot summer day to me. Adventure? I get enough adventure tryin’ to keep the chickens outta the garden! But these women, they seemed right excited about it. Talked about learnin’ lessons and all sorts of things. Lessons? The only lesson I ever learned in the bedroom is that men snore too loud.
The Internet Buzz
And then there’s this here internet thing. My grandson showed me, it’s like a whole world in that little box. People askin’ all sorts of questions on there. Like, what’s it like to have a threesome with your husband or wife? And other women sharin’ their experiences. Seems like everyone’s doin’ it, or at least talkin’ about it. Makes me wonder what the world’s comin’ to. Back in my day, you kept your business private. Now everyone’s shoutin’ it from the rooftops.
Sharing is Caring, or is it?
Some folks, they share their spouses. I read somethin’ about a man sharin’ his wife with a new person. Can you imagine? Sharpen’ forks and knives, that’s what I say! But I guess times have changed. People doin’ all sorts of things to “spoil” themselves, they say. Spoilin’ yourself? That’s what a good piece of pie is for, if you ask me. Not this bedroom shenanigans.
Young Love and Threesomes
I heard about these young couples, perfect couples, they say. All tall and handsome, like in them picture shows. And even they’re gettin’ into this threesome business. Maybe it’s a young person’s thing. Maybe they got too much energy. I don’t know. All I know is that it sounds complicated. Love is hard enough with two people, imagine throwin’ in a third!
Lessons Learned? I Doubt It
And these folks, they say they learn lessons from it all. Lessons about themselves, about their relationships. Well, let me tell you, the only lesson you need to learn is to be kind to others and mind your own beeswax. This whole threesome thing, it just seems like a whole lotta fuss over nothin’. But hey, to each their own, I guess. As long as they ain’t hurtin’ nobody, I ain’t got nothin’ to say. But I still think a good book and a cup of tea is better entertainment.
The Long and Short of It
So, there you have it. My two cents on this whole threesome thing. Don’t know if it makes any sense, but that’s how I see it. It’s a changin’ world, young’uns, and folks are doin’ all sorts of things I can’t even begin to understand. But as long as they’re happy, or at least think they are, then I guess that’s all that matters. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got a garden to tend to. And that’s a whole lot more interestin’ than this threesome talk.
Tags: Threesome, Relationships, Sex, Polyamory, Modern Love, Bedroom Adventures, Experiences, Stories
