Alright, so I finally decided to give one of these pocket pussies a try. I’d heard about them, seen ads, you know the drill. Curiosity got the better of me, and I figured, why not? I’m gonna walk you through the whole experience, from unboxing to, well, you know.
The Unboxing
First off, the packaging was pretty discreet. Nothing on the outside screamed “sex toy,” which is good. I ripped open the box, and inside was this…thing. It was smaller than I expected, made of this soft, squishy material. Honestly, it felt a little weird at first. Kinda like a stress ball, but, you know, different.
Getting Ready
I followed the instructions, which were pretty straightforward. I washed it thoroughly with soap and water. Hygiene is key, guys. Seriously. Then came the lube. Lots of lube. I mean, you really can’t use too much. I slathered that stuff on both the inside and outside. Better safe than sorry, right?
The Main Event
- First Impression: Okay, so getting it in there took a little bit of maneuvering. It’s a tight fit, which I guess is the point. Once I was in, the sensation was…interesting.
- The Feel: It definitely felt different than a hand. The material was soft and warm, and the texture inside added some extra stimulation. It was kind of like a really intense hug for my, uh, member.
- The Motion: I started slow, experimenting with different grips and speeds. The tighter I squeezed, the more intense it felt. I found that using my other hand to add some extra pressure really upped the ante.
- The Climax:With enough playing,finally,I got it. It was, I won’t lie, pretty damn good.
The Aftermath
Clean-up was surprisingly easy. I just rinsed it out with warm water and soap again, making sure to get all the nooks and crannies. Then I let it air dry. I’ve heard you can use cornstarch to keep it from getting sticky, so I might try that next time.
Final Thoughts
Overall, it was a positive experience. Was it mind-blowing? Maybe not the first time. But it was definitely fun, and I can see myself using it again. It’s a nice change of pace, and honestly, it’s a lot less effort than, you know, other options. Would I recommend it? Yeah, I think so. If you’re curious, give it a shot. Just remember to lube up and clean up properly. You’ll thank me later.
