Well, hey there. Let’s talk about this… this “lazy dog” thing, you know? Folks are callin’ it a lazy dog sex position. Sounds kinda funny, right? Like a dog that don’t wanna get up. But it ain’t about dogs, not really. It’s about, well, you know… bein’ with your fella, or your gal, and not havin’ to do too much work.
Now, I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I heard some folks talkin’, and I kinda figured it out. It’s like, you’re tired, right? Maybe you been workin’ all day, tendin’ to the chickens, or hoein’ the garden. You don’t wanna be jumpin’ around all night. This “lazy dog” thing, it’s for when you wanna take it easy, you know? Slow and easy, that’s the ticket.
So, from what I gather, here’s how you do it. The woman, she gotta lie down on her belly. Yeah, flat on the bed, like she’s sunnin’ herself, but indoors. And then, she gotta get herself a pillow, or maybe two. Not the fancy kind with the frills, just a good, thick pillow. She shoves that pillow under her hips, see? Lifts ‘em up a bit.
- Get on your stomach.
- Put a pillow or two under your hips.
- That’s pretty much it, not too complicated, is it?
Now, the fella, he comes in from behind. Yeah, you got the picture. He ain’t gotta be standin’ or nothin’, he can kinda lay down too. It’s all about bein’ comfortable, see? No need for fancy acrobatics or nothin’. This position is all about comfort. Just two folks, close and comfortable, takin’ their time. Some folks call it energy-saving.
I heard some folks sayin’ this “lazy dog” is just a different way of doin’ that other thing, you know, the “doggy style”? But this one’s easier, they say. Less work. And that’s important, ain’t it? Life’s hard enough without makin’ things complicated in the bedroom. You wanna be close, wanna feel good, but you don’t wanna feel like you’re workin’ a double shift.
And get this, some folks say this position, this “lazy dog,” it leaves your hands free. Free for what, you ask? Well, I guess you can use your imagination there. You can hold on tight, you can touch, you can… well, you get the idea. It’s all about feelin’ connected, you know? Feelin’ close.
Now, I ain’t gonna lie, I didn’t grow up hearin’ about all these fancy positions. Back in my day, things were simpler. But times change, I guess. And if there’s a way to be close to your loved one without havin’ to strain yourself, well, I reckon that’s a good thing. We ain’t gettin’ any younger, after all. Taking it slow and easy is the way to go.
They say this lazy dog position lets you have a good time, without all the fuss. It’s like, you want to enjoy yourselves, but you don’t need a whole lot of jumping around. Seems sensible to me. Why make things harder than they gotta be? Life’s got enough hard parts already.
So, that’s the lowdown on this “lazy dog” thing, as best as I can tell. It’s about takin’ it easy, bein’ comfortable, and feelin’ close to your someone special. It ain’t about fancy moves or showin’ off. It’s about bein’ together, plain and simple. And sometimes, that’s all you need. Just two folks, takin’ their time, enjoying each other’s company. That’s what it’s about, far as I can see.
And remember, always be respectful and kind to your partner, no matter what position you’re in. It ain’t just about the body, it’s about the heart too. That’s what I always say. Goodness knows, a little kindness goes a long way in this world.
Anyways, that’s enough talkin’ about such things. I gotta go check on them tomatoes in the garden. But you remember what I said, take it easy, be comfortable, and be good to each other. That’s the most important thing, no matter what you’re doin’. And don’t forget the pillow! It seems like that pillow is mighty important for this here lazy dog trick.
