Alright, let’s talk about makin’ one of them… you know… diy flesh lights. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I reckon I can tell ya how to get it done without spendin’ a whole lot of money. It ain’t rocket science, ya hear?
What you gonna need:
- Some kinda tube, ya know, like a can or somethin’. The size is up to you, depends on what you’re workin’ with, I guess.
- Somethin’ soft for the inside. Folks use sponges, or that squishy foam stuff. Heck, I even heard of someone usin’ old socks, but that seems kinda… well, never mind.
- Tape, lots of tape. The strong kind, ya know, the kind that sticks good.
- Scissors or a knife, somethin’ to cut stuff with. Be careful, now, don’t go cuttin’ yourself.
- Lube. Gotta have lube, unless you wanna be sorry later. Any kind will do, but the slippery stuff is best.
Alright, let’s get to makin’ it:
First thing, you gotta get that tube ready. Make sure it’s clean, ain’t nobody want no dirt or nothin’ in there. If you’re usin’ a can, make sure there ain’t no sharp edges, you don’t wanna hurt yourself down there. Use that tape to cover up anythin’ that looks scratchy.
Now, take that soft stuff, whatever you picked, and stuff it in the tube. Pack it in there good, but not too tight, ya still want some… wiggle room, ya know? This is the part that’s gonna make it feel good, so make sure it’s comfy. If you’re usin’ a sponge, you might wanna cut it up a bit so it fits better.
Once you got the soft stuff in, you gotta tape it up. Wrap that tape around real good, make sure nothin’s gonna fall out. You want it to be nice and secure. Don’t be stingy with the tape, better to use too much than not enough. I like to use that duct tape, the silver stuff, it holds up real good.
Now, that’s pretty much it, ya got yourself a diy flesh light. See? Told ya it wasn’t hard. But before you go usin’ it, make sure you put some lube on it. Don’t wanna go dry, that ain’t no fun for nobody. And for goodness sake, clean it after you use it! Wash it good with soap and water, nobody wants no nasty germs hangin’ around. You can even use some kinda cleaner stuff if you want, the kind you use for toys and such.
Some extra tips from an old woman like me:
You can get fancy with it if you want. Some folks put different textures inside, like beads or somethin’. I even heard of someone usin’ those little rubber bands, the kinda you use for hair. Just be careful, ya don’t wanna put anythin’ in there that’s gonna break off or hurt ya. Use your common sense, ya know?
And remember, this ain’t somethin’ you gotta be ashamed of. Everybody’s got needs, and this is just a way to take care of ’em without spendin’ a fortune or causin’ no trouble. Long as you’re respectful and keep it to yourself, ain’t nobody’s business what you do in your own time.
Keepin’ it clean and safe is mighty important:
Now, I gotta say this again, ’cause it’s real important: keep it clean! Wash it good after every use, and let it dry completely before you use it again. If you don’t, it’s gonna get nasty and smelly, and you could get sick. And nobody wants that, right?
And if you’re usin’ somethin’ like a plastic bag or somethin’ thin, don’t go squeezin’ too hard, it might break. You don’t wanna be stuck with a mess, ya hear? Use somethin’ sturdy, somethin’ that’s gonna hold up. And like I said before, be careful with those sharp things when you’re makin’ it.
So there ya have it. A plain and simple way to make your own diy flesh light. It ain’t pretty, but it’ll get the job done. And that’s all that matters, right? Now go on and have some fun, but be safe and be smart about it. And remember, what happens in your bedroom, stays in your bedroom. Unless you wanna tell me all about it, but I ain’t promisin’ I wanna hear it!
A few more things before I go:
If you’re worried about stuffin’ the tube just right, you can try rollin’ the soft material up real tight then puttin’ it in. Once it’s in there, it’ll expand and fill the space pretty good. Just make sure you don’t make it too tight, you still want some give.
And if you’re using a can, you can try using the lid to make it even tighter. Just cut a hole in the lid big enough to… well, you know… and then tape it on real good. That’ll give you a little extra suction and keep everything in place.
Now, I’m done talkin’ about this kinda stuff. Go on and make your little toy and have fun with it, just be safe and clean, and don’t bother me with the details!
