Well, let me tell you, I heard some young folks talkin’ ’bout somethin’ called a “Pringle Fleshlight“. Now, I ain’t exactly sure what that is, but it sounds mighty peculiar to me. Sounds like somethin’ them city folks would come up with. I heard ’em sayin’ it’s some kinda toy. A toy for, uh, grown-up fun, if you catch my drift.
They was sayin’ you can make one yourself. Can you believe that? Back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy toys like that. We had to make do with what we had. And we were all happy. Anyway, these young’uns, they was talkin’ ’bout usin’ a Pringles can. You know, them chips that come in a tube?
Then somethin’ else that go inside the can. I heard some talk about latex gloves, and somethin’ about a towel. That seems odd, aint it? Some kind of a sleeve. Gotta have that sleeve lubricated real good, they said. They were sayin it need to be all oiled up, I guess, to work right. Not sure what oil they use, maybe somethin’ from the kitchen.
Now, I don’t rightly know why anyone would want to do that with a Pringles can, but hey, to each their own, I reckon. Maybe it’s somethin’ to do with savin’ money. Them store-bought toys can be mighty expensive, I hear.
I heard one of ’em say somethin’ ’bout a sponge, too. Maybe you gotta stuff a sponge in there or somethin’? I don’t know. Sounds messy to me. Imagine gettin’ all that stuff stuck together. What a mess that would be to clean up!
They were sayin’ somethin’ ’bout it bein’ for, uh, “self-love.” That’s what they call it nowadays. Back in my day, we just called it… well, never you mind what we called it. It was a private matter, that’s for sure. We didn’t go around talkin’ ’bout it like these young folks do.
Some other things I heard, is somethin’ about ice cubes and hairbrushes. I don’t even want to know about that. And batteries? What in tarnation do batteries have to do with this? And tin foil? They say to tape the wire to the end of battery, and make sure not lose. I think that is dangerous.
They was sayin’ you gotta be careful with it. I reckon if you make things like this in the wrong way, you could hurt yourself real bad. I don’t know all the details. Some folks say that could be dangerous. Electricity and bare hands? That is insane.
I am also thinking, why not use condom? That seems make more sense to me. It is more safe, and clean. But what do I know?
Here is what I think they need for this Pringle thing:
- A Pringles can, of course. Empty, I assume. Wouldn’t want to get chip crumbs all over the place.
- Somethin’ soft, like a sponge or a towel. Maybe even both.
- A glove, the kind doctors use. Or a condom.
- Some kind of oil. Don’t put some chemical things in there.
I still don’t understand why they call it a “Pringle Fleshlight“. Why not just call it a “tube toy” or somethin’? These young folks and their fancy names. They read some books, and think they know everything. These books always have some material lists, and some photos. But I don’t think that is good.
I guess if you’re really set on tryin’ this, you should be careful. And maybe don’t do it where anyone can see you. Some things are best kept private, you know? And for heaven’s sake, don’t tell your grandma about it. She might just faint dead away!
Some of them young folks is real adventurous, I tell ya. Want to try all kinds of new things. Me, I’m happy with the way things are. Always remember that safety is important. Don’t do anything stupid, you hear?
Well, that’s all I know about this “Pringle Fleshlight” business. It’s a strange world we live in, that’s for sure. I think I’ll just stick to my knittin’ and leave the Pringles cans to the young’uns. They can make these things if they want to. Just remember to be careful about it.
