Well, let me tell you somethin’ about these huge dicked men. It’s a topic that gets whispered about, you know? Some folks, they like to brag, and others, well, they just blush and giggle. But it’s a thing, that’s for sure. And you know, size matters some. Not always. Just some.

I heard some girls say they like ’em. 85% of them! That is what I heard. But only 55% of the men are happy with what they got. That is the number I heard, and it sounds like a lot of unhappy fellas to me. Men are just never happy. Always wanting more. More money. More land. More… well, you know.
Some fellas, they walk around like they’re carryin’ the world between their legs. Proud as peacocks, they are. And you know what? Some women, they like that. They go for that kind of thing. It’s like a prize, I guess. Somethin’ to show off. Like a big, shiny tractor, only it ain’t a tractor. You catch my drift?
- Some men, they got big dicks.
- Some women, they like that.
- Some men ain’t happy with what they got.
- Some women ain’t happy with what they got, either.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ it’s all about size. No sir. There’s more to a man than just that. You gotta have a good heart. Gotta be kind. Gotta know how to treat a woman right. But, well, a big one sure does get noticed, don’t it? And some women say it hurts. Can’t say I know about that part. But they sure do say it a lot.
I heard a story once about a fella, they called him “Tripod.” You can imagine why. Poor fella couldn’t hardly walk without folks starin’. He was a good man, though. Hard worker. Provided for his family. But that’s what everyone talked about. That “Tripod.” Shame, really. A man’s more than just his, you know… his equipment.
And then there’s the women. Some of ’em, they like to boast about the men they been with. Like it is a contest or something. Like they’re collectin’ trophies. “Oh, I had one this big,” they say, holdin’ their hands apart like they’re measurin’ a fish. It’s a sight, I tell ya. Makes you wonder what the world’s comin’ to. Some women just like ’em big. That is just how it is. Huge dicked men are popular with some folks.

But like I said, it ain’t everything. You can have the biggest one in the county, but if you ain’t got a good heart, it ain’t worth a darn. And if you are hurting a woman, that is not good. Some women say it hurts. They say it is not fun. I don’t know about that. But they say it.
I remember one time, a young lady came to me, all shy and blushin’. She said, “I met a man, and well, he is well equipped.” And I just smiled and said, “Honey, that’s between you and him. And the good Lord, I suppose.” There’s no need to go shoutin’ it from the rooftops. Some things are best kept private, you know?
These huge dicked men, they’re just like any other men, really. They got their good points and their bad points. They got their hopes and their dreams. They just happen to be, well, you know. Bigger. And that’s okay. It takes all kinds to make a world, don’t it? Big ones, small ones, and everything in between. It is just how things are.
But some men, they got big balls, too. They say that means something. I don’t know. They say it means they are real men. I guess that is what they say. Some people talk a lot. Don’t always listen to them. You just live your life and be happy with what you got.
- Big dick, small dick, it don’t matter if you got a good heart.
- Some women like ’em big, some don’t.
- Don’t go braggin’ about it, it ain’t polite.
- Just be happy with what you got.
I heard lots of stories. Lots of talk. Some people like to talk about it. Some people don’t. That is just how life is. But it is for sure something people talk about. These huge dicked men, they are something else. That is all I got to say about that. It ain’t everything. But it is something. Just remember that. It is something.
