Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this… this “fart fetish” thing. I ain’t no fancy doctor or nothin’, but I’ve heard some things, you know? Folks are strange, that’s for sure. This here thing, they call it “eproctophilia” or some such nonsense. Sounds like a disease to me, but what do I know?
What is this fart fetish thing anyway?
From what I gather, it’s when some folks get all… excited… by farts. Yeah, you heard that right. Farts. The noises, the smells, the whole shebang. Now, I’ve let out a few in my day, everyone does, but gettin’ all worked up over it? That’s just plain weird, ain’t it?
- Some like hearin’ it. The louder the better, I guess. Like a dang motor backfirin’.
- Some like smellin’ it. Now, that one I just can’t wrap my head around. Smells like somethin’ died, if you ask me. But hey, to each their own, I suppose.
- And some, well, they like doin’ it themselves. Or maybe watchin’ others do it? Honestly, I don’t even wanna think too hard about it. It gives me the heebie jeebies.
Why do people get a kick outta farts?
Beats me. I reckon some folks just like what they like. Maybe they’re used to their own stink, like how you get used to the smell of your own barn after a while. It don’t bother you as much as it bothers someone walkin’ in from outside.
But there’s more to it, I hear. Some of it’s in their heads, ya know? Psychological stuff. Maybe they had some strange experience when they were young, or maybe somethin’ just ain’t wired right up there. Who knows? And honestly, who cares? As long as they ain’t botherin’ nobody, I guess.
Fartin’ ain’t polite, that’s for sure.
Look, I come from a time when you held it in ’til you were alone, or at least ’til nobody could hear ya. It just ain’t proper to go around pootin’ in public. My ma would’ve tanned my hide if I ever did something like that. Nowadays, folks seem to have forgotten their manners. It’s like they think everything is funny. Farting at the dinner table? In church? Lord have mercy! It’s disrespectful, plain and simple.
But hey, some folks make money off it.
Can you believe it? People actually payin’ money for farts? I heard some girl was sellin’ her farts in a jar. Said people wanted the “whole experience.” What in the world does that even mean? Sounds like a scam to me, but hey, if folks are dumb enough to buy it, I guess she’s smart enough to sell it.
So, what’s the bottom line?
Well, like I said, people are strange. This “fart fetish,” or whatever you wanna call it, it’s just another one of those things that proves it. Some folks like it, some folks don’t. Me? I think it’s weird as heck, but I ain’t judgin’. Just tryin’ to understand this crazy world we live in. And maybe holdin’ my nose while I do it.
Is it normal to have a fart fetish?
Now, I ain’t no expert, but I reckon it ain’t what most folks would call “normal.” But then again, what is normal these days? Seems like everybody’s got their own quirks and kinks. If it ain’t hurtin’ nobody, I guess it’s their business. But maybe they should keep it to themselves, you know? Some things are best left private. And for goodness sake, don’t go fartin’ in my face.
Final thoughts about flatulence
I’ve heard scientists even studied this. Studied people getting turned on by farts. Can you imagine? Spending years in school, learning all sorts of things, and then you end up studying farts. The world is a funny place, ain’t it? They even got a fancy name for it. But I still say it’s just plain weird.
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