Well, I’ll be! Folks are all worked up about the size of a man’s thingy, ain’t they? Always hearin’ whispers and such. Now, some smarty-pants scientists, they done went and measured a whole bunch of ’em, thousands, they say! And guess what?
Most fellas, they ain’t got nothin’ to be ashamed of. Seems like 5 inches, when it’s all standin’ up proud, is pretty darn normal. Yep, 5 inches is just fine. Don’t let nobody tell you otherwise.
- Some are bigger, sure.
- Some are smaller, that’s just the way it is.
It’s like potatoes in a field, ain’t it? You got your big ones, your small ones, and a whole bunch in the middle. And they all taste just fine, don’t they? Same goes for, well, you know…
These scientists, they say the average is around 5.1 inches, give or take. Some fellas are a little more, some a little less. They even measured them when they’re all sleepy, and they said that ain’t got nothin’ to do with how big they get when they’re, you know, awake. So, if yours is a little shy when it’s sleepy, don’t you fret none. It’ll wake up just fine when it needs to.
Now, some countries, fellas are bigger, some they’re smaller. It’s like them different kinds of corn, some grow tall, some stay short. But it don’t mean nothin’ about the corn itself, does it? A short stalk can have just as good corn as a tall one. Same thing with a man’s…business.
Heard some folks thinkin’ a bigger one means more of a man. That’s just hogwash! Being a good man ain’t got nothin’ to do with the size of his britches. It’s about bein’ kind, workin’ hard, and treatin’ folks right. That’s what matters, not how long your… thing-a-ma-jig is.
There was this one time, down at the market, heard this young fella frettin’ over his size. Said he wasn’t as big as some other fellas. Bless his heart, he was all worked up. I told him, “Son, don’t you worry none about that. A good woman don’t care about inches, she cares about how you treat her. And if she does care about inches, well, maybe she ain’t the right woman for ya.” He seemed a little better after that, bought himself a nice head of cabbage and went on his way.
So, let’s stop all this fussin’ about size. It’s just a number, like your age or your shoe size. And just like your shoes gotta fit your feet, your… you know what… gotta fit the situation. And most of the time, 5 inches, or thereabouts, is just the right fit. It’s normal, it’s average, and it’s perfectly fine.
Don’t let them fancy magazines or them city slickers tell you different. They don’t know nothin’ about real life, about how things really are. They’re just tryin’ to sell you somethin’ you don’t need. What you need is to be happy with what the good Lord gave ya and to be a good person. That’s all there is to it.
So next time you hear someone talkin’ about size, just remember what this old woman told ya. 5 inches is normal. And normal is good. Now, let’s get back to important things, like gettin’ them tomatoes ripe before the frost comes.
And one last thing, don’t you go believin’ everything you read on the internet or them fancy books. Most of them folks, they just makin’ stuff up to sell you somethin’. Just use your common sense, and you’ll be just fine. That’s what my pappy always told me, and he was a wise old fella, he was.
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