Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “DIY fleshlight” thing. Don’t go gettin’ all red in the face now, it ain’t nothin’ to be ashamed of. Everybody’s gotta, you know, take care of themselves, if you catch my drift. And sometimes, store-bought stuff just ain’t in the cards, or maybe you just like makin’ things yourself. More power to ya, I say.
So, what are we talkin’ about here? Basically, we’re talkin’ about makin’ somethin’ that feels good, somethin’ that, well, gets the job done. Now, I ain’t no expert on this kinda thing, but I’ve heard a thing or two, and I got some common sense, which is more than some folks got these days. You gotta make sure it’s safe and clean. That’s the most important thing, ya hear?
First off, you gotta think about the inside, the part that, you know, does the work. They call it a “masturbation sleeve,” sounds fancy, don’t it? Well, all it means is somethin’ soft and slick. You could use a sponge, I guess, but that don’t sound too comfortable. Maybe some soft cloth? Like, an old t-shirt, the kind that’s been washed so many times it’s soft like a baby’s bottom. That might work. But whatever you use, make sure it’s clean. Wash it good, real good, before you even think about usin’ it. And for goodness sake, keep it lubricated. Nobody wants somethin’ rough and scratchy, that just ain’t right.
Now, for the outside, the part you hold onto. That’s where you can get creative, I reckon. I saw this thing once, where they used a heart-shaped pillow. Can you believe it? A heart-shaped pillow! They cut it up and sewed it into somethin’ else, somethin’… useful. Said it was like a “sewing tutorial”. Sounded complicated to me, but if you’re good with that kinda stuff, go for it.
- You could use a bottle, I guess. A plastic bottle, the kind you get soda in. Cut a hole in it, stuff it with your soft stuff, and there you go. But make sure there ain’t no sharp edges, you don’t wanna hurt yourself.
- Or maybe some kinda tube. Like, the cardboard tube from paper towels. That might work. Just make sure it’s sturdy, you don’t want it falling apart on ya.
- And don’t forget, you gotta make it, uh, waterproof. You know what I mean. Nobody wants a mess. So, maybe wrap it in somethin’ plastic? Like, a plastic bag, or some cling wrap. Just make sure it’s sealed up tight.
Now, some folks get real fancy with this stuff. They talk about “power supply schematics” and “circuits” and all that. Sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me. You don’t need no fancy electronics to, you know, get the job done. But I did see some fella usin’ somethin’ called a “transformer”. Said it made things… buzz. I don’t know nothin’ ‘bout that, sounds dangerous to me. You stick to the basics, that’s what I say. Keep it simple, keep it safe.
And listen here, whatever you do, don’t go sharin’ this thing with nobody. It’s yours and yours alone. And keep it clean! Wash it good after every use, and let it dry completely before you use it again. And if it starts lookin’ worn out or nasty, just throw it away and make a new one. It ain’t worth riskin’ your health over. You only get one body, so you gotta take care of it.
So, there you have it. My two cents on this whole “DIY fleshlight” thing. It ain’t rocket science, just common sense. Be safe, be clean, and for goodness sake, have fun. But don’t go tellin’ nobody I told you about this, alright? I got a reputation to uphold, you know.
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