Well, let me tell ya, this fella John Oliver, the one on that Last Week Tonight show, he’s got folks...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this… uh… “fingering” thing. Folks these days, they got all sorts of fancy...

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… “Eiffel Tower” thing. I ain’t no fancy city gal, so don’t expect no fancy...

Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “homemade flesh light” thing. Don’t go giggling now, it’s just a thing, like...

Alright, alright, settle down now. You young folks always lookin’ for ways to… you know… spice things up. Grandma’s here...

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here “relationship cure” thing, by some fella named John Gottman. I ain’t...

Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “butter churner” thing. Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in the kitchen, not the bedroom,...

2 Inch Dick Well, let’s talk about this thing, you know, the… the manhood, they call it. Some folks got...

Well, howdy there! Let’s talk about somethin’ a little… spicy, you know? Somethin’ folks don’t always gab about out loud,...

Alright, let’s talk about this “whoever moves first is gay” thing. I ain’t no fancy scholar or nothin’, just an...