Well, let’s talk about this thing, you know, the… the manhood, they call it. Some folks got big ones, some got small ones, that’s just how it is. This whole thing about a 2 inch dick, it’s been on my mind, and I figured, why not just blabber about it?
Now, I ain’t no doctor or nothin’, but I heard tell that there’s all sorts of sizes out there. They say most men, their thingy is, you know, about 3 to 5 inches when it’s just hangin’ around. Then, when it gets all worked up, it’s supposed to be, what, 5 and a half, 6 inches maybe? Heck, I don’t measure these things, but that’s what they say.
- Average Size: Seems like most fellas are in that 3 to 5 inches range, just danging you know. When it’s time for action, it might grow a bit, to around 5.5 or 6 inches.
- Smaller Sizes: And then there are the smaller ones, like this 2 inch dick we’re talkin’ about. It happens, ain’t nothin’ wrong with it, just is what it is.
- Bigger Sizes: Some fellas, they’re blessed, I guess, with bigger ones. But bigger ain’t always better, that’s what I always say.
This whole thing about size, it’s been around forever. People been yappin’ about it since way back when. You see them statues, them pictures, always makin’ a big deal out of it. But let me tell you somethin’, it ain’t the size of the hammer, it’s how you swing it, right? A 2 inch dick can still get the job done, if you know what I mean.
I read somewhere, yeah, even old ladies like me read sometimes, that the main job of that thing is for peeing and, well, you know, makin’ babies. It ain’t got nothin’ to do with how big or small it is. If it works, it works. That’s all that matters.
Now, some folks get all worked up about makin’ it bigger. They got pills and pumps and all sorts of contraptions. Sounds like a whole lotta trouble to me. And half the time, it’s just a bunch of hogwash anyway. They take your money and you’re still stuck with what you got. So, if you got a 2 inch dick, or any size for that matter, just learn to work with it.
And let’s not forget, pleasure ain’t just about one thing. It’s about how you treat your partner, how you make them feel. You can have a big ol’ thing and be lousy in bed, or you can have a small one and be a real charmer. It’s all about the connection, the tenderness, the… the whole shebang. Don’t get hung up on inches, you know? Focus on the important stuff.
So, what’s the big takeaway here? Well, there’s a lot of talk about penis size, always has been, always will be. But at the end of the day, it’s just a part of life. A 2 inch dick is just as normal as a 6 inch dick. It’s what you do with it, and how you treat people, that really matters. Don’t let nobody tell you different. And for goodness sake, don’t go messin’ with it unless a real doctor tells you to. You might end up hurtin’ yourself more than helpin’.
I heard some stories about fellas hurting themselves real bad tryin’ to make it bigger, and all for what? It still works the same. Just be happy with what the Lord gave ya. And if you are still not satisfied, talk to a real doctor. Don’t listen to them quacks on the TV.
Remember, it’s not the size of the ship, it’s the motion of the ocean. And a 2 inch dick can still make some waves if you know how to sail the ship.
