My Own Go at Measuring Up
Alright, so I figured it was time to actually get a real number down. Heard all sorts of talk, saw stuff online, but you never really know until you check it yourself, right? Felt a bit odd setting out to do it, but curiosity won.
First thing, I needed something to measure with. Found an old ruler, the hard plastic kind. Thought about using one of those sewing tape measures, the soft ones, but figured it might curve too much and mess up the reading. A stiff ruler seemed more straightforward.
Getting Down to Business
So, next step, obviously, had to get things going. Waited till I was properly hard. No point measuring otherwise, defeats the whole purpose. Once I was ready, I took the ruler.
Here’s what I did for the length:
- Placed the zero end of the ruler right up against the pubic bone. You gotta push it in a bit, past any fat pad there, right to the base where it meets the body.
- Made sure the ruler was flat along the top side of my penis.
- Looked where the tip ended on the ruler. That was the number.
Didn’t want to just eyeball it, so I made sure I was looking straight down at the ruler mark. It’s easy to get a slightly different number depending on the angle you look from.
Then Came the Girth
Length is one thing, but I figured I might as well get the circumference too. This time, the soft tape measure seemed like the better tool. The ruler wasn’t gonna wrap around, obviously.
- Found the thickest part of the shaft. For me, it was somewhere around the middle.
- Wrapped the soft tape measure around it gently. Didn’t pull it super tight to squeeze things, just snug enough so it laid flat against the skin.
- Read the number where the tape overlapped itself.
And that was pretty much it. Took a couple of minutes. Got my numbers. Didn’t write ’em down on the wall or anything, just made a mental note. It wasn’t about competing, just knowing my own stats for curiosity’s sake. Felt good to have an actual measurement instead of just guessing.
