Well, let me tell you, this whole thing about women giving blowjobs, it’s a thing, I tell ya. Some women, they like it. Some don’t. Just like some folks like turnips and others don’t. Ain’t no right or wrong to it, just different strokes for different folks, ya know?
I heard some women, they get a real kick out of it. They like the feelin’ of it, you know? I mean lots of women like it. Makes ’em feel good. I hear they feel something special. Just like a good, warm bowl of soup on a cold day, I reckon. Makes ’em feel close to their man, maybe. Like they’re doin’ somethin’ special just for him. And who don’t like to feel special, huh?
Now, other women, they ain’t so keen on it. Maybe it’s just not their cup of tea. Just like how I can’t stand the taste of that liver mush some folks like. Makes me gag just thinkin’ about it. To each their own, I always say.
I heard some smarty-pants sayin’ it’s somethin’ to do with how we all got here. You know, how we came from monkeys or somethin’. These fellas thinkin’ women like doin’ it cause them monkey ancestors liked it. It’s all about them bonobos monkeys, they say. They like it, so we gotta like it too. I don’t know about all that monkey business, though. Sounds like a load of hogwash to me.
But these other folks, the ones with the fancy books and such, they got other ideas. They say there’s reasons why some women like it and some don’t. And it ain’t all about the monkeys. It’s about… somethin’ else. I don’t rightly recall what they said
