You know, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout movies with full frontal nudity. Now, I ain’t one to judge, but that sure sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? I remember back in my day, we didn’t have none of that fancy stuff. We just had good ol’ stories, you know? But these young’uns today, they got all sorts of things on their picture boxes.
So, this full frontal, it’s like seein’ everything, right? Like when you’re at the market and that ol’ Mrs. Henderson lifts her skirt to scratch her leg? Only, I reckon it’s more than just legs in these movies. My grandson, bless his heart, he tried to explain it to me once. Said it’s like… well, like when the cows are gettin’ ready to have a calf, and you can see everything hangin’ out. Only with people. I don’t know, sounds messy to me.
He said there’s lots of these movies with full frontal nudity on those things they call, what is it, “streaming”? Like a river flowin’, but with pictures instead of water. He says there’s this thing called Netflix, and another called Hulu, and even one named after a big ol’ jungle, Amazon, I think. And they all got these movies, just a click away. Lordy, the world’s changin’ faster than a chicken runs from a fox.
Heard some of them are war movies, like that World War II thing. What was it? Something about days and days of showing stuff, I don’t know. Lots of young folks, boys and girls, all mixed up in some mess. Sounds dreadful, if you ask me. Why would anyone want to watch that? Back in my day, we had our troubles, sure, but we didn’t need to see all that to know it was bad.
- No Hard Feelings
- That one about the war, I can’t recall the name
- And another one with that Emma Stone girl. My grandson likes her.
And this ratin’ thing, they give these movies a special mark, like brandin’ cattle. Means it’s got all that… you know… stuff showin’. Like a warnin’ label. I guess that’s good, so folks know what they’re gettin’ into. Don’t want no surprises when you’re tryin’ to watch a picture show, that’s for sure.
I guess some folks like these movies with full frontal nudity. They say it’s art, or somethin’. Like those naked statues they got in the city. I saw one once, on a trip with the church group. Big ol’ fella, standin’ there with nothin’ on but a smile. Made me blush, I tell ya. But some folks, they just stared and said it was beautiful. Different strokes for different folks, I suppose.
My grandson, he showed me some of these movies, on that Amazon thing. Said they were “raunchy”. Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in the barn, all dirty and smelly. He said there is lots of “graphic sexual content” and that is why they are movies with full frontal nudity. I don’t know about all that. I just know it ain’t my cup of tea. I prefer a nice story about folks fallin’ in love, or maybe a good mystery. Somethin’ that keeps you guessin’, but doesn’t show you everythin’, you know?
There is this one, they call it “bald pussy” and some are for “collections.” My grandson said “people are afraid” of it, I don’t know what that means but they are still movies with full frontal nudity. Seems like these people like to watch these kinds of movies. But I guess it is all a personal choice or something.
I guess there’s somethin’ for everyone out there, even these movies with full frontal nudity. But me, I’ll stick to my stories, thank you very much. And maybe a nice cup of tea. That’s all the excitement this old gal needs.
And you know what? Seems like these young people, they’re all about seein’ everything. Don’t they know that some things are best left to the imagination? A little mystery never hurt anyone. In fact, I think it makes things more interestin’. Like wonderin’ what’s under that ol’ Mrs. Henderson’s skirt. Probably just a bad knee, but it’s fun to guess, ain’t it?
Well, I reckon I’ve rambled on enough about this. Just remember, there’s a whole world of movies out there, some with clothes, some without. You just gotta find what you like and stick to it. And if you happen to stumble upon one of those movies with full frontal nudity, well, just don’t say I didn’t warn ya. It might be more than you bargained for!
