Alright, alright, let me tell ya ’bout this Amazing Race 36 thing. It’s like a big ol’ treasure hunt, but instead of gold, they get, well, I dunno, pride or somethin’.
So, this fella, Phil Keoghan, he’s the one who yells “Go!” and these thirteen couples, they gotta run all over the world. Yeah, you heard me right, the whole dang world! Started off in some place called Puerto Vallarta. Sounds fancy, huh? Probably got them fancy drinks with little umbrellas.
- First off, there’s like, ten shows, they call ’em episodes.
- You can watch it on that Paramount+ thing, or fuboTV, whatever those are. My grandkid showed me once, looked like a bunch of gibberish to me.
- They even got this DIRECTV STREAM, and Roku. Too many choices, if you ask me. Back in my day, we had one TV, and that was it!
Anyways, these folks, they’re jumpin’ on planes, ridin’ in rickshaws, doin’ all sorts of crazy stuff. They say they went to this place called Santiago, Chile. Probably hot and dusty, just like my backyard in August.
Now, you’re probably wonderin’ where to watch this Amazing Race thing. Well, like I said, Paramount+ is the big one. Seems like that’s where all the shows are these days. My grandkid says it’s ’cause it’s on CBS, whatever that is.
You can also watch it on Hulu, but you gotta pay, or you can watch it for free with a bunch of ads. Ads, ads, ads, always tryin’ to sell ya somethin’. They even got it on somethin’ called Pluto TV, sounds like a dog channel to me!
And get this, some folks even got it on their YouTube TV or Hulu + Live TV. Live TV? Like, they’re runnin’ around the world right then and there? Don’t make no sense to me.
If you got that DISH thing, you can find it on channel 4, they say. Back in my day, we had rabbit ears and hoped for the best. Sometimes you’d get a picture, sometimes you’d get snow, sometimes you’d get nothin’ at all!
So, these thirteen couples, they’re racin’ and racin’, doin’ challenges and puzzles. Some of ’em are smart, some of ’em are strong, and some of ’em just look lost. Reminds me of my chickens when they get out of the coop!
They gotta figure out clues and travel all over. It’s like a big puzzle, but with a whole lotta sweat and probably some tears too. I bet they get tired and hungry. Probably miss their beds and a good home-cooked meal.
I seen a bit of it, peekin’ over my grandkid’s shoulder. Looks excitin’, I guess. But me? I’d rather sit on my porch with a glass of iced tea. All that runnin’ around ain’t for me. My old bones would be achin’ somethin’ fierce!
So, if you like watchin’ folks run around like chickens with their heads cut off, then this Amazing Race 36 might be for you. Just remember, it’s all for fun and games, or so they say. Me? I’ll stick to my garden and my chickens. That’s excitement enough for me.
And that Phil fella, he seems nice enough, always smilin’ and shoutin’. Probably gets paid a pretty penny for all that yellin’. Good for him, I guess. Someone’s gotta do it.
But let me tell ya, watchin’ it for too long makes my head spin. All that jumpin’ around from place to place, it ain’t natural. Give me a good soap opera any day. At least those folks stay put, mostly.
So, there you have it. That’s what I know ‘bout this Amazing Race 36. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed my chickens.
Tags: [Amazing Race 36, Reality TV, Travel Show, Paramount+, CBS, Phil Keoghan, Streaming, Puerto Vallarta, Santiago, Chile]
