Well, let’s talk about this 7 inch girth thing, ya know? It’s somethin’ folks are curious about, like how big around somethin’ is. Not how long, mind you, but how fat, like a tree trunk or somethin’.
I ain’t no fancy doctor or nothin’, but I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout it. They say it’s like measurin’ around somethin’ with a tape measure, you get it? Like when you measure your waist to see if your pants still fit after eatin’ all them pies. It ain’t the length, it’s the goin’ around part. So, this 7 inches, that’s how far around it is, see?
- They use inches to measure this girth thing. I don’t know why, them city folks like their fancy ways. We always used our hands and feet for measurin’ back home, but I guess inches is more precise, whatever that means.
- Now, why is this 7 inch thing important? Well, some folks say it matters, ya know, for some things. Like, I heard them young fellas talkin’ ’bout it, gigglin’ and whatnot. Seems like they think it makes a difference.
I ain’t gettin’ into all that personal stuff, no sir. But I hear tell it’s somethin’ people measure, ya know, down there. Don’t ask me why, I’m just an old woman tryin’ to make sense of it all. They say it has somethin’ to do with, well, you know…pleasurin’ and whatnot. Like a fella with a 7 inch girth is somethin’ special, apparently.
What does 7 inches really mean? Well, it’s like this. Imagine a roll of toilet paper. Them cardboard tubes inside, some folks use that to see if things are, uh, big enough. If it fits tight or not at all, they say that’s a good sign. If it’s loose, well, maybe not so much. So, 7 inches around, that’s pretty darn big, I reckon. Like tryin’ to wrap your hand around a good-sized jar of pickles.
Now, some folks study this kinda thing. Them scientists and doctors, they measure all sorts of things. They’ve measured all sorts of parts on men and women, tryin’ to figure out what makes folks tick, I guess. They say, on average, a woman’s insides are about seven inches deep, so maybe that’s why this 7 inch thing is a big deal. Don’t ask me, I’m just repeatin’ what I heard. Makes sense though, I guess. Like fittin’ a lid on a jar, ya need the right size.
I read somewhere they did studies on it, lots of studies. They measured men and asked women what they liked, and all sorts of stuff. Seems like this girth, this around-ness, is just as important as length for some folks. It ain’t just about how long it is, but how wide it is too. And that 7 inch mark, well, that seems to be a magic number for some reason.
This girth measurement ain’t just for one thing, you know. They measure all sorts of things around, like your arms, your legs, your waist. But this 7 inch number, it’s always about that one thing, isn’t it? People don’t go around braggin’ about their 7 inch biceps, do they? Nope, it’s always about somethin’ else. Kids these days, always thinkin’ ’bout one thing.
So, there you have it. 7 inch girth. It’s how big around somethin’ is, and it seems to matter to some folks. It’s like measurin’ around a tree trunk or a pickle jar, but with more, uh, personal implications. Now, don’t go askin’ me no more details, I’m an old lady and I’ve said enough. Just remember, it’s not all about length; it’s the goin’ around part that counts too, or so they say. And that 7 inch mark, well, that’s a number you’ll hear folks talkin’ ’bout, that’s for sure.
I hope this explains it good enough. It’s just plain talk, the way I understand it. No fancy words or nothin’. Just good ol’ common sense about how big around somethin’ is. And if you’re still confused, well, go ask your mama, she probably knows more than I do.
