Alright, let’s talk about this mating press thing, you know, the way young folks get all tangled up these days. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I’ve seen a thing or two in my time, and I hear things from the youngsters, even though they think I’m too old to understand. Heh, they don’t know everything.
So, what is this mating press, they call it? Well, from what I gather, it’s kinda like that missionary position, you know, the one where the man’s on top? But this mating press, it’s like a tighter, closer version. They say it’s more intimate, like a real close hug, but with, well, you know… ahem… other things happening too.
They got all sorts of fancy names for it, like “primal thrust” or just “the hug.” Sounds wild, don’t it? But it’s all the same thing, just folks getting close and personal. They say it’s supposed to be real good, real… intense, like. Makes you wonder what them young folks are up to these days.
- First off, they say you gotta be real close, like skin-to-skin.
- Then the fella, he’s gotta be real gentle, not just thumpin’ around like a sack of potatoes.
- And the gal, well, she’s gotta be comfortable too. It’s a two-person job, like dancin’, you gotta work together.
Now, I ain’t gonna lie, this stuff sounds kinda complicated. Back in my day, things were simpler. But I guess times change, and folks find new ways to, uh, “express themselves,” as they say. This mating press, it’s supposed to be real good for gettin’ close, you know, emotionally and physically. They say it makes you feel more connected, like you’re really one with your partner.
And the young folks, they’re always talkin’ about benefits. Like it ain’t just about havin’ fun, it’s gotta be good for ya too. They claim this mating press can be good for your heart, gets the blood pumpin’, you know? And it can make you feel good all over, not just down there. Seems like they’ve got an excuse for everything these days.
But listen here, there’s more to it than just gettin’ all tangled up. You gotta be careful, you hear? You gotta talk to each other, make sure everyone’s comfortable and safe. It ain’t no good if someone’s gettin’ hurt or feelin’ pressured. And they say you gotta experiment, try different things, see what works for you and your partner. It ain’t one-size-fits-all, like them fancy clothes in the city stores.
They even got different versions of this mating press, like a “reverse” one. Lord knows what that is, sounds like they’re doin’ acrobatics in the bedroom! But I guess it’s all about findin’ what you like, what makes you and your partner happy. And that’s what matters, ain’t it? Bein’ happy and connected with the one you love.
So, there you have it, my take on this mating press thing. I might be an old woman, but I ain’t stupid. I know what’s what, even if I don’t talk about it all the time. Just remember, be safe, be respectful, and have fun. And don’t go tellin’ everyone you heard this from me, ya hear? I got a reputation to uphold.
And for goodness sake, don’t go breakin’ any beds. Them things ain’t cheap these days!
Anyways, at the end of the day, it sounds like just another way folks are trying to get closer to each other. And that ain’t a bad thing, I reckon. Just remember to be kind, be safe, and for heavens sake, be quiet about it! Some of us old folks are trying to get some sleep.
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