Alright, let’s talk about somethin’ kinda private, you know, down there. Us women, we got a few…openin’s, I guess you could say. Don’t go gettin’ all red in the face now, it’s just nature, nothin’ to be ashamed of.
First off, we got that pee-hole, the one where the water comes out. Doctors, they call it somethin’ fancy, like “yoo-ree-thruh,” but I just call it what it is. It’s up front, you know, kinda between that little button thing and the bigger openin’.
Then there’s the main one, the baby-makin’ place, or where the man… you know… That’s the bigger openin’ and it goes inside. They call that the “vay-jine-uh.” It’s stretchy, you know, for babies and such. Don’t go thinkin’ it stays stretched out though, it goes back to normal, mostly.
And then, in the back, we got the poop-hole. Everyone’s got that one, men and women alike. That’s where, well, you know, the leftovers come out. It ain’t connected to the other two, mind you, it’s its own thing.
So, count ‘em up, that’s three openin’s down there. Pee, babies, and poop. Simple as that. Sometimes young girls, they get confused, think the pee comes out of the same place as the babies, but it don’t. Two different holes, see?
And that baby-makin’ place, it’s connected to other stuff inside, like where the babies grow. That’s a whole ‘nother story though, all them tubes and ovaries and such. We ain’t talkin’ ‘bout that today. We’re just countin’ the holes, right?
- Pee-hole (urethra)
- Baby-makin’ place (vagina)
- Poop-hole (anus)
Some folks, they get all scientific about it, talkin’ about “genital openings” and “reproductive systems.” But I say, call it what it is. It ain’t rocket science, it’s just our bodies. And us women, we gotta know our own bodies, am I right?
Now, I heard some young folks gettin’ all worried about stretchin’ things out down there. Don’t you fret none. That baby-makin’ place, it’s made to stretch. It’s like a rubber band, it goes back. Mostly, anyways. And it ain’t as deep as you might think, ‘bout the length of your hand, they say. But that ain’t somethin’ you gotta go measurin’ yourself, you hear?
And that pee-hole, well, it just does its job, lettin’ the water out. It ain’t got nothin’ to do with babies or nothin’. It’s just there for peein’, simple as that. And the poop-hole, well, that’s just for gettin’ rid of the waste. Everyone’s gotta do that, ain’t no shame in it.
So there you have it. Three holes. Don’t let nobody tell you different. It’s important to know these things, especially for young girls. Gotta teach ’em right, so they ain’t confused or scared or nothin’. It’s just how we’re made, and there ain’t nothin’ wrong with it.
And don’t go pokin’ around down there too much, you hear? Leave it be, unless you’re cleanin’ up or somethin’. Our bodies are wonderful things, but they need respect, you know? And if somethin’ don’t feel right down there, you go see a doctor, don’t be shy. They’ve seen it all before, trust me.
So, that’s the long and short of it. Three openin’s. Pee, babies, and poop. Now, let’s go have some tea.
Tags: [Women’s Health, Female Anatomy, Body Openings, Urethra, Vagina, Anus]
