Alright, let’s talk about this GF Quiz thing, you know? Folks these days, always got their noses in their phones, takin’ these quizzes. They wanna find a girlfriend, they take a quiz. They wanna know what kind of bread they are, they take a quiz. Honestly, back in my day, you just looked at a fella, and you knew. No quizzes needed!
But fine, let’s play along. This “GF Quiz,” what’s it all about then? Sounds like it’s supposed to tell ya what kind of girlfriend you are, or maybe what kind of girl you should be lookin’ for. Like some magic test can figure that out. Hmph! More likely to tell ya what kind of ad they should be showin’ ya, if ya ask me.
I reckon they ask ya a bunch of silly questions. Like, “Do you like long walks on the beach?” Well, who doesn’t like a nice walk? Unless it’s freezin’ cold or the bugs are bitin’ somethin’ fierce. Then they’ll ask ya, “What’s your favorite color?” What’s that got to do with findin’ a good woman? My favorite color is blue, like a good pair of overalls. Doesn’t mean I want a girlfriend who wears nothin’ but blue!
- Question 1: Do you like fancy restaurants, or are you happy with a burger and fries?
- Question 2: Do you want a man who’s strong and silent, or one who talks your ear off?
- Question 3: Are you a homebody, or do you like to go out dancin’?
See? They try to put ya in a box. But people ain’t that simple. One day you might want a burger, the next you might feel like splurgin’ on a steak. One day you might wanna stay home and watch TV, the next you might wanna go out and kick up your heels. It all depends on how the wind blows, you know?
And this talk about personality types. What’s a personality type anyway? Sounds like somethin’ a fancy doctor in the city came up with. Back in my day, you were either good folks or bad folks. Kind or mean. Hard-workin’ or lazy. That’s all the personality types you needed to know. Now they got all these letters and numbers. Says you’re an “INFJ” or a “ESTP” or some such nonsense. I tell ya, it’s enough to make your head spin!
But I guess if you’re lonely and lookin’ for someone, and you don’t know where to start, maybe this quiz ain’t so bad. Maybe it can give you some ideas, you know? Like, if you’re quiet and like readin’ books, maybe you shouldn’t be lookin’ for a fella who spends all his time at the bar. Or if you love to cook, maybe you need a man who appreciates a good home-cooked meal. Common sense, really, but sometimes folks need a little reminder.
Now, if you’re takin’ this quiz to find your perfect match, don’t get your hopes up too high. There ain’t no such thing as perfect, let me tell ya. Everybody’s got their quirks and their flaws. The important thing is to find someone who you can laugh with, someone who’s got your back, someone who’s kind and decent. Someone who you wouldn’t mind sittin’ on the porch with, watchin’ the sun go down. That’s what really matters.
So go ahead, take your little quiz if you want. But don’t let it tell you who you are or who you should be with. You gotta figure that out for yourself. And remember, the best way to find a good girlfriend, or a good boyfriend for that matter, is to be a good person yourself. Treat others the way you want to be treated, and the rest will fall into place. That’s what my grandma always said, and she was a wise woman.
And for goodness sake, don’t go changin’ yourself to fit some silly quiz result! You’re good just the way you are, wrinkles and all. If a fella don’t like you for who you are, then he ain’t worth your time. You hear me? You are good enough.
Looking for love ain’t about some test or some type. It’s about finding someone who makes your heart feel full and your days feel brighter. Now, that’s somethin’ a quiz can’t ever tell ya.
