Well, I’m gonna tell ya somethin’ about, you know, sex things to try. Don’t get your britches in a twist, I ain’t no expert, just an old woman who’s seen a thing or two. And let me tell ya, keepin’ things spicy in the bedroom, well, it ain’t just for the young ‘uns.
First off, talkin’. Yeah, talkin’! You gotta talk to your partner. Don’t just lay there like a bump on a log. Tell ’em what you like, what you don’t like. It ain’t rocket science. If somethin’ feels good, say so! If it feels like a porcupine tryin’ to cuddle, well, you best speak up then too. Communication, they call it. I just call it common sense.
- Try new positions: Lordy, there’s more ways to skin a cat, as they say. And the same goes for…well, you know. Don’t just stick to the same old missionary position every time. Experiment a little! Get on top, get on the bottom, try sideways for all I care. Just be careful you don’t fall outta bed. That happened to my neighbor Mildred once, and let me tell you, it weren’t pretty.
- Use some toys: Now, I ain’t talkin’ about no kids’ toys. I’m talkin’ about them… adult toys. You know, the ones they sell in them fancy stores or in the back of magazines. They got vibrators, they got rings, they got all sorts of contraptions. Might feel a little silly at first, but hey, who’s lookin’? Just you and your partner. And maybe the good Lord, but I reckon He’s seen it all before anyway.
Another thing, and this is important, take your time. Don’t rush into things like a bull in a china shop. Foreplay, they call it. It’s like warmin’ up the oven before you bake a cake. You gotta get things nice and toasty before you put the cake in, right? Same goes for…well, you know. Kissin’, touchin’, whisperin’ sweet nothin’s in each other’s ears. It all adds up.
And don’t forget about dressin’ up. Now, I ain’t sayin’ you gotta go out and buy a bunch of fancy lingerie. But puttin’ on somethin’ a little different, somethin’ a little special, can make things a whole lot more excitin’. Maybe a nice nightgown, maybe a little perfume. Or maybe nothin’ at all. That works too, sometimes. Use your imagination, for crying out loud!
Role play is another thing folks talk about. You know, pretendin’ you’re someone else. A teacher and a student, a cowboy and a… well, you get the picture. It might feel a little goofy at first, but it can be a fun way to spice things up. Just make sure you both agree on what you’re doin’, and don’t go gettin’ too carried away. We ain’t tryin’ to end up in the loony bin here.
Then there’s massage. Now, who don’t like a good massage? It’s a great way to relax and get in the mood. Light some candles, put on some soft music, and take turns rubbin’ each other down. Pay attention to the spots that your partner likes best. And don’t be afraid to use some lotion or oil. It’ll make things even smoother.
- Explore different locations: Who says you gotta stay in the bedroom? The kitchen counter, the shower, the couch…heck, even the backyard if you’re feelin’ adventurous. Just make sure the neighbors ain’t peeking. And for goodness sake, be careful! You don’t wanna end up with a sprained ankle or somethin’.
- Watch something together: Now, I ain’t talkin’ about the nightly news. I’m talkin’ about somethin’ a little more… spicier. Find a movie or show that gets you both hot and bothered. It can be a good way to get in the mood and give you some ideas. But don’t just sit there like zombies. Interact with each other! Touch, kiss, whisper. You get the idea.
And last but not least, don’t be afraid to experiment. Try new things. See what works for you and your partner. What one person likes, another might not. And that’s okay. The important thing is to have fun and keep things interesting. Life’s too short to be bored in the bedroom, or anywhere else for that matter.
So there you have it. Some sex things to try. Like I said, I ain’t no expert, just an old woman sharin’ a little wisdom. But if you take my advice, you might just find yourself havin’ a whole lot more fun. And ain’t that what it’s all about?
