Listen up, you young’uns! I’m gonna tell ya somethin’ ’bout that first time doin’ the deed. It’s a big deal, yeah, but ain’t nothin’ to get all twisted up about. Just gotta find what feels good, ya know? This here is about them sex positions for first time, so pay attention!
First off, ain’t no right or wrong way to do it. Just gotta find what works for ya and your partner. And don’t be afraid to talk! That’s the most important part, talkin’ and tellin’ each other what feels good and what don’t.
Now, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout somethin’ called the “helicopter.” Sounds crazy, don’t it? Well, apparently, you both get down on your hands and knees. Like you’re prayin’, I guess. I don’t know ’bout this one, seems like a lot of work. Might be good for them young, limber folks, but for me? Nah, I’ll pass.
There’s that missionary one too. That’s what they call it. Sounds kinda holy, don’t it? Well, that’s just the fella on top, and the gal on the bottom. Simple enough, right? Heard some gals say they put their legs up, like towards their chest, feet on his chest, or his shoulders, or maybe wrap ’em around him. Helps lift that hip area, they say. Gives the fella more, what they call it, control. He can move around more, do what he needs to do. That makes it good for a first time position.
Another one I heard tell of is the doggy style. Now, don’t get no ideas, it ain’t got nothin’ to do with no dogs! It’s just another way of doin’ it, with the gal on her hands and knees, and the fella behind her. Seems like that might be a good one for hittin’ that special spot some women got. That G-spot, they call it. Makes things more fun, ya know? Might be a bit much for a first time position, though. Gotta ease into these things.
Then there’s the one where the gal’s on top. They call that woman on top. Guess that’s pretty self-explanatory, ain’t it? The gal’s in charge there, she can move how she wants, go as fast or slow as she likes. That might be good for a first time, ’cause she can control things, make sure it feels alright.
Now, I ain’t no expert, but I heard some things that might make it all more enjoyable. They say it helps to get all, what’s the word, aroused? Yeah, aroused. Gets the juices flowin’, ya know? Makes things more slippery and fun. It will help for a beginner-friendly experience. And like I said before, talkin’ is important. Tell each other what feels good, what you like. Don’t be shy!
These here sex position names, they’re just words. Don’t get too hung up on ’em. Just try things out, see what works. Some of ’em are easy to picture, like that woman on top one. Others, like that helicopter, not so much. But hey, to each their own, right?
And remember, there’s a whole bunch of these positions out there. These are just a few I heard about. Some are easy, some are a little more, what’s the word, adventurous? Like you gotta be a bit more flexible and all that. But for a first time, maybe stick to the simple ones. These are some beginner-friendly sex positions.
- Missionary – Fella on top, gal on bottom.
- Doggy Style – Gal on hands and knees, fella behind.
- Woman on Top – Gal on top, fella on bottom.
- Helicopter – both on hands and knees. Sound weird but it is a sex position for first time.
Don’t matter which one you pick. The thing that is important is feeling good. Don’t you be scared to try new things. It can be real good. If you don’t like one, move on to another. Find what you and your partner enjoy. And don’t be rushing into it. Take it slow, and enjoy the ride, as they say.
And don’t you be forgettin’ to be safe, you hear? There’s all sorts of things that can happen if you ain’t careful. So be smart about it, use protection and all that. This is important for a first time position, or any time really.
Alright, that’s enough outta me. Just remember to have fun, be safe, and talk to each other. That’s the secret to a good time, no matter what position you’re in. And don’t be afraid to experiment! You might just find somethin’ you really like. You can be sure these are some beginner-friendly sex positions. Now go on, get outta here, and have some fun! Just be safe, ya hear? And don’t do nothin’ I wouldn’t do! Well, maybe do a few things I wouldn’t do. After all, you’re young and I’m, well, not so young anymore. But still, be careful! And have fun! That’s the most important part. Remember, there are a lot of different sex positions for first time, and you have plenty of time to try them all.
