Alright, alright, let’s talk about this…uh… “flatiron” thing. You young folks got all sorts of fancy names for stuff, but back in my day, we just, well, never mind! So, this flatiron… it’s a way to, you know, get jiggy with it. Sounds complicated, but it ain’t, not really.
What’s this Flatiron all about?
Basically, it’s like doggy-style but kinda flipped. You layin’ flat on your belly, see? Legs spread a bit, like a… well, like a flatiron, I guess. Your partner, they get on top, but facing you, not from behind. That’s the gist of it. It ain’t rocket science, though them rockets are somethin’ else, ain’t they?
- Why bother with this Flatiron thing?
Well, lemme tell ya, it gets ya… close. Real close. You’re facin’ each other, which is nice, you know? Seein’ each other’s faces. And it goes deep. Real deep. Heard some folks say it hits the… uh… the “G-spot.” Don’t ask me what that is, sounds like somethin’ out of a science book. But if it feels good, it feels good, right?
- Is it hard to do?
Nah, it ain’t hard. You just gotta be comfortable gettin’ down on your belly. If you got a bad back, maybe not the best idea. But if you’re limber enough, give it a whirl. No need for fancy pillows or ropes or nothin’ like that. Just you and your partner, that’s all you need.
- What if it’s boring?
Boring? How can gettin’ close to someone be boring? But okay, okay, I get it. You young folks get bored easy. So, spice it up! Try different angles, different speeds. You can even use your hands, you know, to… to… well, you figure it out. Use your imagination! That’s what my old man used to tell me.
So, should you try the flatiron?
Look, I ain’t tellin’ you what to do in your bedroom, or wherever you do your… things. But if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ new, somethin’ that gets you real close and personal, then yeah, give this flatiron a shot. What’s the worst that could happen? You don’t like it, you go back to whatever else you do. Life’s too short to be stuck in a rut, that’s what I always say. Even with… you know… “rutting.” Heard that’s what them animals do.
Some things to keep in mind
Talk to your partner. That’s important, in anythin’ you do, not just… this. Make sure you’re both comfortable. And if somethin’ hurts, stop! Don’t be a hero. There ain’t no medals for bein’ uncomfortable. And for goodness sake, be safe, you hear? Ain’t nothin’ worth gettin’ hurt over. I remember this one time down by the creek… never mind. You get the point.
Last words on this… Flatiron.
It’s just another way to… connect. To be close to someone. And in this crazy world, that ain’t a bad thing, not at all. So go on, give it a try. Or don’t. It’s your life, your body, your choice. Just remember to have fun, be safe, and don’t forget to… you know… communicate. That’s the key to anythin’ good, whether it’s… well, you know what I mean.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens. They’re probably wonderin’ where I got off to. Talkin’ about all this… stuff. Makes an old lady blush, even after all these years.
Tags：[Flatiron, Sex Positions, Intimacy, Deep Penetration, G-Spot Stimulation]
