Well, I’ll be! They’re talkin’ about them… you know… the big “O’s” again! Seems like them fancy researchers got nothin’ better to do than study how we gals… you know… get our pleasure. Anyways, they’re sayin’ there’s different kinds now. Like a whole bunch of ’em!
First off, they got somethin’ called a “wave.” Sounds kinda peaceful, don’t it? Like sittin’ by the ocean, but down there, if ya catch my drift. They say it’s all in how your muscles move, like a wave rollin’ in. Then there’s this “volcano” one. Now THAT sounds like somethin’! Must be like a big ol’ eruption, all hot and powerful. I tell ya, them scientists, they sure got a way with words!
- They even got one they call an “avalanche.” Heard some women get that one. Like a whole mountain of… well, you know… comin’ down on ya! Sounds like a whole lotta fun, if you ask me.
- And get this, they say some folks can have a whole bunch of ’em in a row! Like, one after the other! Twenty, they say! Twenty! Can you imagine? My old man woulda keeled over tryin’ to keep up with that! Lucky gals, I tell ya, lucky gals. Bless their hearts.
They talk about how it all happens, you know, down there. Said most gals need a little… help… in a certain spot to get things goin’. Ain’t nothin’ to be ashamed of, that’s for sure. We all built different, ya know? Some folks need a little more ticklin’ than others. And that’s just the way the good Lord made us.
It ain’t just one way, neither. They sayin’ you can get ‘em from all sorts of things. Not just the usual, you know, husband and wife stuff. Apparently, you can get ‘em other ways too. Heard tell of some folks gettin’ ‘em from… well, never you mind. It’s a private matter, ain’t it? But it just goes to show ya, the body’s a mysterious thing.
Now, they got these fancy words for it all – “clitoral stimulation” and such. Sounds like somethin’ you’d read in a doctor’s book. But it all boils down to the same thing, don’t it? Feelin’ good. And that ain’t nothin’ to sneeze at, let me tell ya. Life’s hard enough as it is, we all deserve a little pleasure now and then. Makes the work and the worries a little easier to bear.
And this “G-spot” they talk about? Sounds like a secret treasure map location or somethin’. I ain’t never gone lookin’ for no G-spot, I tell ya. If it’s there, it’s there. If it ain’t, it ain’t. I got enough to worry about without huntin’ for some hidden button, you know? But good for them that do, I guess. Whatever floats your boat, as they say.
They’re always askin’ why it feels so good, these big “O’s”. Well, why does the sun feel warm on your face? Why does a good meal fill your belly? Some things just feel good, that’s all there is to it. No need to overthink it, I say. Just enjoy it while you can, cause life’s too short to be fussin’ over every little thing.
So, there ya have it. The lowdown on the big “O’s”, from a plain-spoken woman like myself. Wave, volcano, avalanche… twenty in a row… clitoris… G-spot… it’s all a bit much, ain’t it? But the bottom line is, pleasure is pleasure, and we all deserve a little bit of it in this ol’ world. Don’t let nobody tell ya different. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go tend to my garden.
And remember, what happens in the bedroom, or wherever else, stays there. It ain’t nobody’s business but your own.
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