Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… this “rainbow kissing” thing. Don’t go gettin’ all flustered now, I ain’t no spring chicken, I’ve heard a thing or two in my day. Just gonna tell it like it is, plain and simple, like how we talk down at the market.
So, from what I gather, this rainbow kissing ain’t nothin’ like kissin’ under a real rainbow after a good rain. Nope. This here’s somethin’… different. It’s got to do with, well, you know… men and women… and… and things that happen… down there.
Seems like it’s when a fella… how do I put this… goes down on a woman, you know, like… like eatin’ peaches, but… when she’s havin’ her… her monthly visitor. Yeah, that’s the polite way of sayin’ it. And then, they do some other stuff, like that “69” thing, where… well, you get the picture. They’re facin’ each other, if you catch my drift.
Now, some folks say it’s all about mixin’ things up. The man’s… juice… and the woman’s… well, her monthly flow. They mix it all up in their mouths when they kiss. That’s where the “rainbow” part comes in, I guess. All the colors mixin’ together. Sounds kinda messy, if you ask me. But hey, to each their own, I always say.
- What exactly is it? It’s when a man goes down on a woman durin’ her period, and then they might do that “69” thing, and then they kiss, mixin’ up everything.
- Why do they call it “rainbow kiss”? I reckon it’s ’cause the fluids mix together, like all the colors of a rainbow.
I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout this bein’ dangerous, too. Sayin’ you can get sick from it. Diseases and such. Well, that makes sense, don’t it? Playin’ around with bodily fluids, that ain’t always the cleanest thing. You gotta be careful, that’s for sure. Just like you gotta be careful with anythin’ in life. Don’t go jumpin’ into a cold river without thinkin’ first, and don’t go doin’ things with your body without knowin’ the risks. That’s just common sense, ain’t it?
Some folks are curious about this stuff, I guess. They wanna know what it’s all about. And that’s fine, long as you’re bein’ safe and respectful. But don’t go thinkin’ it’s somethin’ everybody does. It ain’t. It’s just one of them things some folks are into. Like some people like pickled beets and some folks don’t. Same kind of deal.
Now, I ain’t no expert on this rainbow kissing business. I’m just tellin’ you what I’ve heard. And to be honest, it sounds a bit… much for my taste. But hey, the world’s a big place, and people do all sorts of things. As long as they ain’t hurtin’ nobody, I guess it’s their business. But be careful out there, young ‘uns. The world ain’t always what it seems, and sometimes, things that sound fancy and exciting can be a whole lot of trouble. Just use your head, that’s all I’m sayin’. And remember, clean is always better than not clean. You hear me?
This whole thing reminds me of that time old man Fitzwilliam tried to make moonshine in his bathtub. Ended up makin’ a big ol’ mess and stinkin’ up the whole neighborhood. Sometimes, tryin’ to mix things up ain’t such a good idea. Just sayin’. This sexual practice, it seems complicated, you know. Like trying to fix a tractor with a butter knife. Maybe it’s best to stick to the basics. The simple things in life are usually the best, in my experience. A good cup of coffee, a warm fire, and a friendly face. That’s all you really need.
So, there you have it. My two cents on this… whatchamacallit… rainbow kissing. Take it or leave it. Just remember to be safe, be smart, and be respectful. And don’t go doin’ nothin’ you ain’t comfortable with. That’s the most important thing, no matter what you’re doin’. Life’s too short to be doin’ things you don’t want to do, and that goes for kissin’ too, whether it’s plain old kissin’ or this fancy rainbow kind.
