Alright, so today was… interesting. I decided to tackle this whole “putting things in ass” thing. Yeah, you read that right. Don’t look at me like that, we’re all adults here, right? And honestly, I was curious. Plus, a buddy of mine kept going on about how it’s the “best thing ever,” so I figured, why not give it a shot? Gotta live a little, you know?
Preparation is Key (Or So I Thought)
First things first, I did some, uh, “research.” Lots of reading, a few videos (don’t judge). I learned that lube is your best friend. Seriously, don’t even think about skipping that step. I went with a water-based one, seemed like the safest bet.
Next, I picked my “thing.” Started small, obviously. No need to go crazy on the first try. I found this… let’s call it a “beginner-friendly” object. Smooth, not too big, you get the picture.
The Main Event (and a Few Mishaps)
Okay, so here’s where things got real. I lubed up the “thing,” lubed myself up, took a deep breath, and… well, it wasn’t exactly smooth sailing. It’s definitely a different sensation. Kinda weird at first, I’m not gonna lie. Took some adjusting, some wiggling, some deep breaths. There were a couple of moments where I thought, “Nope, this ain’t for me.”
But I pushed through (pun intended, I guess). I went slow, listened to my body, and eventually… it was in. And you know what? It wasn’t terrible. Not sure I’d call it the “best thing ever” like my friend did, but it was… an experience. Definitely different.
Post-Game Analysis
Afterward, I cleaned up (very important!), took a shower, and just kinda reflected on the whole thing.
- Lube is life. Seriously, can’t stress that enough.
- Start small. Don’t be a hero.
- Listen to your body. If it hurts, stop.
- It’s okay if it’s not your thing. We all have different preferences.
Would I do it again? Maybe. Probably. I’m not sure. It’s definitely something I’d need to be in the right mood for. But hey, at least I can say I tried it, right? And now I have a story to tell. So, there you have it. My “putting things in ass” adventure. Don’t knock it ’til you try it, I guess? But seriously, be careful, use lube, and don’t do anything you’re not comfortable with. Stay safe out there, folks!
