Alright, let’s talk about this thing, you know, the thing they say makes you blind. Can you go blind from doing…that…you know… waves hand vaguely …messing around with yourself?
Well, lemme tell ya, it’s a whole lotta hogwash! I’ve heard all sorts of crazy stories back in my day. They used to say if you did it too much, your eyes would fall out, or you’d grow hair on your palms, or even worse, you’d go blind as a bat! Lord have mercy!
- They used to say if you did that, you’d go blind.
- And if you did it too much, your hands would get hairy.
- Lord, the things people come up with!
But let me tell you something, those are just old wives’ tales. You know, the kind of stuff people say to scare ya. Like when they told us kids that if we swallowed watermelon seeds, a watermelon would grow in our bellies. Same kinda nonsense!
Now, I ain’t no fancy doctor or nothin’, but I’ve heard from folks who know a thing or two that messing around with yourself ain’t gonna make you lose your sight. It’s just not true. They say pretty much everyone does it, men, women, young, old… It’s just a part of life, like eatin’ and sleepin’, ya know?
Seriously, almost everyone does it. I heard someone sayin’ that somethin’ like 98% of people do it, and the other 2% are just lyin’ through their teeth! Can you believe that? So if it made you blind, wouldn’t there be a whole lotta blind people walkin’ around?
I mean, think about it. If it was so dangerous, wouldn’t the doctors be tellin’ us about it? Wouldn’t they be puttin’ up posters and warnings everywhere? Instead, all I hear is that it’s normal and healthy. It ain’t gonna hurt ya. Well, unless you do it too much, then maybe you’ll get a little sore down there, but that’s about it.
There are all sorts of myths out there, you know? Like that too much sex, or yes, even that thing we’re talking about, can make you blind. But it’s just not true! I even heard somethin’ about syphilis, that bad disease, can make you blind, but that’s a whole different story, nothin’ to do with messin’ around with yourself.
I remember when I was younger, people would whisper about it like it was some big secret, some terrible sin. But times have changed, I guess. People are more open about these things now. And the doctors, they say it’s perfectly fine. Healthy, even. Can you imagine? All those years of worryin’ for nothin’!
So, can you go blind from masturbating? The answer is a big, fat NO! It’s just one of those silly old stories people tell to scare young folks. Like sayin’ if you make a face and the wind changes, you’ll be stuck with it forever. Just plain silly!
Now, if you’re still worried, go talk to a doctor. Don’t listen to those old wives’ tales. They don’t know nothin’. And don’t be ashamed to ask questions. It’s your body, and you gotta take care of it. But trust me on this one, messing around with yourself ain’t gonna make you blind. It’s just not true.
And remember, don’t believe everything you hear. People like to gossip and make things up. Just use your common sense. And if somethin’ sounds too crazy to be true, it probably is. Like that whole goin’ blind thing. Just plain silly, I tell ya!
So go on, live your life. And don’t worry about goin’ blind from somethin’ that’s perfectly natural. There are plenty of other things to worry about in this world. Like makin’ sure you eat your vegetables and get enough sleep. Now those are things that’ll keep you healthy and strong.
And one last thing, don’t be afraid to talk to someone you trust if you have questions about this stuff. It’s nothin’ to be ashamed of. We all go through it, one way or another. And remember, those old stories are just that… stories. They ain’t got no truth to ‘em. So go on and live your life, and don’t let those silly myths scare ya.
