Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… “Eiffel Tower” thing. I ain’t no fancy lady, so I’m gonna tell it to ya straight, just like it is. No big words, no city-folk talk.
So, this “Eiffel Tower” thing, it ain’t got nothin’ to do with that big metal tower in France, ya know? The one they show on them TV shows. Nope, this is somethin’ different. It’s a way, you know, a position, people get into when they’re… well, you know… close.
From what I hear, it involves more than just two folks. It’s like… how do I put this… a sandwich, but not the kind you eat. One person’s in the middle, usually on their knees, and two other folks are… well, they’re standing, one on each side. Like a tower, I guess. That’s why they call it that Eiffel Tower thing.
Now, I ain’t tried it myself, mind you. My back ain’t what it used to be, and that kinda thing sounds like a lot of work. But from what I gather, it’s, uh, popular with some folks. Especially the young ‘uns. They got the energy for it, I reckon.
How does it work, you ask? Well, like I said, one person’s in the middle, and the others are… um… busy. It ain’t somethin’ you can just jump into, I guess. You gotta be flexible, and you gotta, you know, be comfortable with the folks you’re with. This ain’t no barn dance, it’s something you gotta talk about and be sure everyone involved knows what’s what, right? It has to be done with safety in mind. No horseplay with the human tower, y’hear me?
- First off, gotta be safe, ya know?
- Second, gotta be willin’, all three of ya. Nobody’s forced into nothin’.
- And third, well, gotta be able. Like I said, it ain’t for everyone. My knees would be creakin’ somethin’ awful if I tried it.
Some folks say it’s real… uh… intense. All that closeness and whatnot. Others say it’s a way to spice things up, to try somethin’ new. To each their own, I say. Long as everyone’s havin’ a good time and nobody’s gettin’ hurt, that’s all that matters.
Now, there’s different ways to do this Eiffel Tower thing, just like there’s different ways to bake a pie. Some folks like it fast, some like it slow. Some folks like to change things up, you know, move around a bit. It all depends on what you and your, uh, partners, like.
And speakin’ of partners, you gotta be real clear about what you want and what you don’t want. Communication is key, they say. You gotta talk to each other, make sure everyone’s on the same page. You know, like when you’re plantin’ a garden, you gotta decide what goes where and how much water it needs. It is the same deal here, you gotta decide what goes where and how it feels.
They say there’s tips and tricks too, but I wouldn’t know nothin’ about that. I reckon it’s all about experimentin’ and findin’ what works for you. Just like findin’ the right spot for the tomato plants in the garden—sometimes it takes a bit of tryin’ before you get it right. And same goes for… this.
Some folks, they like to use pillows, blankets, all sorts of things to make it more…comfortable. And some folks, they like to, uh, experiment with different angles and positions. It’s all about findin’ what feels good and what makes you and your partners, uh, happy. I’ve heard that some even make a game out of it- who gets on top or who supports who, it’s like a hay baling contest but… different, ya see? They even have a name for it when a woman is in charge, the “woman-on-top 69” thing, they call it. Sounds complicated, but they say it really gives the gal the power to move and, how do they say it? “Optimize the orgasm” and whatnot. Sounds like somethin’ to be tried, if you are able.
But remember, it ain’t all about the physical stuff. There’s the emotional part too. You gotta trust the folks you’re with, and you gotta respect their boundaries. This is something that is done in the heat of the moment, or at least, that’s how I understand it, so respect is important. It’s not just about getting… uh… physical, it’s about connection and whatnot. At least, that’s what the books and the TV shows say. I never had much use for that sort of thing, but the youngins these days, they like all sorts of fancy stuff. So, this whole ‘Eiffel Tower’ thing, it is part of those ‘fancy things’.
So, that’s the long and short of it, I reckon. The “Eiffel Tower” position. It ain’t for me, but hey, who am I to judge? You folks do what makes you happy, long as you’re safe and respectful. And remember, if you got any questions, don’t go askin’ me, ask someone who knows what they’re talkin’ about. Or better yet, read a book. They got books about everything these days.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens. That’s somethin’ I understand.
