How to Use a Fleshlight: Solo or Partner Play Guide

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Alright, let’s talk about this… thingy, this…Fleshlight, ya know? Folks keep askin’ about it, so I figured, why not spill the beans, the way I see it. No fancy talk, just plain and simple, like how we talk down in the holler.

First off, what is this thing anyway? Well, it’s a contraption, looks kinda like a tube, and it’s supposed to… well, you know… give a man some pleasure. Like, uh, bein’ with a woman, but not really. It’s made of some squishy stuff, feels kinda… real-ish, I guess. They say it’s for when a man’s… lonely, or somethin’. Lord knows, folks get lonely.

Now, how do you use it? That’s the million-dollar question, ain’t it? Well, from what I hear, you gotta lube it up real good. Yeah, lube. That slippery stuff. Gotta make it… smooth, ya know? Like greasin’ a pan before you fry an egg. Otherwise, it’ll be like… rubbin’ sandpaper, and nobody wants that. They say you gotta put some of that lube inside too, and on yourself. Just slather it on, don’t be shy.

Then, I reckon, you just… do what comes natural. It’s kinda like… you know… a glove, but for a different part of the body. You put yourself in there, and… well, you move it. Up and down, back and forth, whatever feels good. Some folks like it fast, some slow. It’s all a matter of taste, like how some folks like sweet tea and some like it unsweet.

Now, there are different kinds of these Fleshlights, I hear. Some are tight, some are loose, some got bumps and ridges inside. Like the different roads ’round here, some are smooth, some are bumpy, and some got holes you gotta watch out for. It all depends on what a man likes, I guess. They say some feel more like… the real thing, than others. I wouldn’t know nothin’ about that, mind you.

Taking care of it is important too. You can’t just leave it layin’ around like a dirty sock. Gotta clean it after you use it, that’s what they say. Wash it out good with soap and water, they say warm water is best. Make sure there ain’t nothin’ left inside. Then let it dry real good before you put it away. Otherwise, it’ll get all nasty and… well, you don’t wanna think about it. Like leavin’ dirty dishes in the sink, it just breeds trouble.

Cleaning is key: Wash it real good, inside and out, with warm soapy water. Let it dry completely.
Lube it up: Don’t be stingy with the lube! It’ll make things a whole lot more… enjoyable.
Find what you like: There are different kinds, so try different ones till you find one that suits you.
Don’t be ashamed: Folks do what they gotta do. Ain’t no shame in it. Long as you ain’t hurtin’ nobody.
Store it right: Keep it clean and dry, and put it away where it won’t get damaged.

Some folks say you can warm it up before you use it. Like warmin’ up a biscuit before you eat it. Makes it feel more… real, I guess. You can wrap it in a warm towel, or put it under your arm for a bit. Some folks even put ’em in warm water. Just don’t make it too hot, or you’ll burn yourself, and that ain’t no good.

And don’t go sharin’ it with your buddies. That’s just… unsanitary. And kinda weird, if you ask me. Like sharin’ a toothbrush, just don’t do it. This thing is for one person, and one person only.

Now, I ain’t no expert on this kinda thing. I’m just tellin’ you what I’ve heard, what folks are whisperin’ about. Seems like some folks swear by ’em, say it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Others think it’s… unnatural, or somethin’. To each their own, I say. Long as it ain’t hurtin’ nobody, it ain’t my business. But if you’re gonna use one of these things, at least use it right, ya know?

So that’s the long and short of it. Nothin’ fancy, just plain talk about a… personal thing. Hope it helps you understand what all the fuss is about. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens.