Alright, alright, lemme tell ya how to make one of them… uh… fleshlights, you know, for the fellas. Folks been whisperin’ about it, so I figured, why not? Ain’t nothin’ to be ashamed of, everyone’s got needs, right? And store-bought stuff, well, that costs a pretty penny. So, listen up, this here’s how you do it, the ol’ fashioned way, kinda.
First off, you gonna need some stuff. Nothin’ fancy, mind you. Just things you can find around the house. Like, a towel, yeah, a good, clean towel. Not one of them scratchy ones, you hear? Gotta be soft, like a baby’s bottom, almost. Then, you need some… uh… somethin’ to make it slippery. Vaseline, yeah, that’ll do. Or maybe some of that cooking oil, the one you use for fryin’ chicken. Just make sure it’s clean, ain’t nobody want no greasy, stinky… you know.
Okay, so here’s the first way to do it, the easy way:
- You take that towel, see? And you lay it out flat, like you’re gonna fold it.
- Then, you fold it in half, longways. Make sure it’s nice and even.
- Now, you start rollin’ it up, tight like a roll of biscuits. Keep it tight, you don’t want no floppy thing, that ain’t gonna do nobody no good.
- When you get to the end, you gotta secure it somehow. A rubber band, maybe, or some tape. Whatever you got handy.
- And that’s it! Simple as pie, ain’t it? Just add a little bit of that Vaseline or oil, and you’re good to go. Remember to keep it clean. Wash it good after you use it. Nobody wants no nasty stuff.
Now, some folks, they like things a little… different. So, here’s another way, a bit more… involved, let’s say.
You gonna need a glove, the kind you use for washin’ dishes. Not the thin ones, mind you, the thick ones. And you will need a sponge. A new one is good. Don’t use a dirty one.
Here’s how you do it, the second way:
- Take that glove, and cut off the fingers. Just the tips, you don’t wanna ruin the whole thing.
- Then, you take that sponge, and you cut it up into little pieces. Or you can just stuff the whole sponge in there too.
- Stuff those sponge pieces into the fingers of the glove. Pack it in there good, but not too tight, you still want some… give.
- Once you got all the fingers stuffed, you can tie ‘em off if you want, or leave ‘em open, whatever you prefer. It’s all up to you.
- Now, you got yourself a glove with some… extra somethin’. Add a little lube, and there you go. Again, keep it clean, wash it good. Don’t be lazy.
See? Ain’t so hard, is it? And it saves you a whole lotta money. These here DIY things, they work just as good as them fancy store-bought ones, sometimes even better. ‘Cause you made it yourself, with your own two hands. There’s somethin’ special about that, you know? Makes it… personal.
Now, I ain’t no expert, mind you. Just a… person who knows a thing or two about gettin’ by. And these here are just a couple of ways to do it. You can get creative, experiment a little. Maybe you wanna use a sock instead of a towel, or a balloon instead of a glove. Go ahead, try it out! Just be safe, and for goodness sake, keep it clean. Nobody wants no infections, that ain’t nobody got time for that.
So there you have it. Two ways to make yourself a… you know what. Go on, give it a try. And don’t be shy, it’s natural. We all have some needs. And remember what I said, cleanliness is next to godliness, especially when it comes to… these things. Now go on, get outta here, and have yourself some fun. But do it safe and be responsible. And don’t tell nobody I told you how to do this, you hear? It’s our little secret.
And remember, there’s all kinds of ways to do this. Just use your head and don’t hurt yourself or nobody else.
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