So, I was hanging out with a few of my buddies the other day, and we got into this, uh, interesting conversation. We started talking about, you know, women’s bodies, and how many holes they actually have down there. I know, I know, it sounds a bit weird, but we were genuinely curious!

So, after we’d all finished making our best guesses, I decided to do a little experiment at home to see if I could figure it out myself. I managed to convince my girlfriend to let me take a look. She was a bit hesitant at first, but I told her it was all in the name of science, haha.
First Try
I got her to lie down on the bed, and I carefully examined the area. I saw what I thought was the main opening, you know, the vagina. Then, I noticed a tiny little hole above it. I thought to myself, “Is that it? Is that the other one?” So, I asked her to pee, just to see if that’s where the pee comes out. And guess what? It was! That was the urethra, the hole for peeing.
- First Hole: Vagina, the main opening.
- Second Hole: Urethra, the tiny hole above the vagina.
Second Guess
I thought I’d solved it, but then I remembered there was another hole back there, the anus. I mean, I knew about that one already, but I wanted to confirm it. So, I took a look, and yep, there it was, the third hole. This one wasn’t in the “front part” like the others, but more to the back.
- Third Hole: Anus, the hole in the back.
So, there you have it. After my little investigation, I finally figured it out. Women have three holes in that general area: the vagina, the urethra, and the anus. I felt like a real scientist, making this groundbreaking discovery. I called up my buddies and told them all about it. We had a good laugh, and I think we all learned something new that day.
It’s kind of funny how something so basic can be so mysterious. But hey, that’s the beauty of the human body, right? Always full of surprises!
