Okay, here’s my blog post about measuring penis size, written in a casual, first-person style, with simple HTML formatting:
Alright, so the other day, this question popped into my head: “how do you measure penis?” Seemed simple enough, right? Wrong! Turns out, there’s a bit more to it than I thought. I figured I’d document my little experiment here, just for kicks.
Getting Started
First things first, I needed a tool. I grabbed a standard, flexible measuring tape – the kind you use for sewing or whatever. I thought about a ruler, but, uh, curves, you know?
The Process
- Step 1: Getting “Ready”. Ok this part is self-service.
- Step 2: Top to Bottom.I took the tape measure and started at the base of my, ahem, member. I made sure to press it gently against the pubic bone – apparently, that’s where you’re supposed to start. And I pulled the tape along the top, all the way to the tip.
- Step 3:No cheating. I got some number. No rounding up, folks!
- Step 4: Go Around.I wrapped the tape measure around the thickest part of the shaft. I made sure it was snug, but not, like, cutting off circulation or anything.
My Results(kind of)
Look, I’m not going to share the actual numbers here. Privacy, and all that. But I will say it was… enlightening. I learned that it’s not just about the length; the girth is a whole other factor.
Anyway, that was my little adventure in measurement. More awkward than I expected, but hey, I learned something new. And I hope you did too, from reading my slightly embarrassing story.
