Oh honey, you wanna know how to make yourself squirt? Well, it ain’t rocket science, but it takes a little know-how. It’s like gettin’ a good harvest, gotta work the land just right, ya know?

First off, you gotta understand your own body. It’s like knowin’ your own farm – where the sun hits best, where the soil’s good. You got this thing called a G-spot, some folks say it’s up in there, a little ways in. It is about finding the best techniques you need. Like findin’ the sweet spot on a peach, gotta feel around a bit.
Now, some folks, they like to use their fingers. Just one, or two, or even three! Gotta experiment, see what feels good. It’s like tryin’ out different seeds, seein’ what sprouts.
- Find some private time. Can’t be doin’ this with folks watchin’, that’s just silly.
- Get comfortable. Maybe on the bed, maybe in the tub. Wherever you feel good.
- Use your fingers, or somethin’ else if you’re feelin’ adventurous. Some folks like those fancy toys.
You wanna go slow at first, like plantin’ a seed. Gentle-like. Then you can go faster if that feels good. Don’t be afraid to try different things. This ain’t a one-size-fits-all kinda deal. What makes one hen lay might not work for another, ya see?
And you gotta be patient. Might not happen the first time, or the second. That’s okay! Just keep at it. It’s like waitin’ for the rain, gotta be patient, it’ll come eventually. Just be patient and you will get orgasms.
Some ladies, they say it feels like peein’, but it ain’t. It’s different. It’s like a big release, like a good rain after a long drought. And let me tell ya, it feels mighty fine. It is a good way to be intimate. You just try to make yourself squirt, and you will feel brief moments of pleasure.

Some other things that might help, well, they say drinkin’ lots of water is good. Keeps things flowin’, ya know? Like a good irrigation system for your crops. And bein’ relaxed, that’s important too. Can’t be all tense and worried, that’s like expectin’ a good crop in a hailstorm.
Now, some folks say there’s other spots too, not just the G-spot. There’s the A-spot, way up in there, and the U-spot, around where you pee. It’s like havin’ different fields, each one needs somethin’ a little different.
But the G-spot, that’s the main one, most folks say. That’s like your main field, where you grow your best crops. Gotta focus on that one first. Find some private time without distractions to make yourself squirt.
Here is some tips to help a person try to squirt:
- Masturbation
- Using sex toys
- Relax, take deep breaths, don’t be in a hurry.
- Try different positions, see what works for you.
- Don’t be afraid to make some noise, let it all out.
And don’t worry if you don’t squirt right away. It takes practice, like learnin’ to milk a cow. Just gotta keep tryin’, and eventually, you’ll get the hang of it. You will know how to make yourself squirt.

Some ladies, they squirt a little, some a lot. Doesn’t matter how much, just that you’re enjoyin’ yourself. It’s like harvest time, some years you get a big bounty, some years it’s smaller. But it’s all good, long as you’re gettin’ somethin’ out of it.
Just remember to be safe and listen to your body. If somethin’ hurts, stop. Ain’t no point in pushin’ yourself too hard. It’s like overworkin’ a field, gotta give it a rest sometimes.
Now, I ain’t no doctor, but I’ve been around the block a few times. And I know what feels good. So you just experiment, find what works for you, and have fun with it. It’s like findin’ the best recipe for apple pie, gotta try a few different things before you find the one you like best. Don’t be shy, and don’t worry. When you learn how to make yourself squirt, it can be a fun and empowering experience. Just find a good way to make yourself feel pleasure. It’s your body, enjoy it!
And don’t you worry about what other folks say. Everyone’s different. What works for one person might not work for another. That’s just life. Like different kinds of apples, some folks like ’em sweet, some like ’em tart. Just gotta find what you like and go with it. So just go on and try. If you want to know how to make yourself squirt, just do it. If you really want, you can use waterproof blankets. Or don’t. Just have fun.