Alright, alright, let’s talk about somethin’ kinda hush-hush, you know? How them, uh, movie stars, the ones doin’ the jiggy-jiggy on camera, how they don’t end up with a belly full of baby all the time. It’s a bit of a puzzle, ain’t it?
So, how do them picture show gals not get knocked up? Well, it ain’t magic, that’s for sure. It’s like plantin’ seeds, you know? You gotta be careful if you don’t want a whole garden sproutin’ up.
First off, and this is the most important, they use them little rubber thingies, the ones the fellas put on. Condoms, they call ‘em. They’re like a raincoat for the fella’s business, keeps the seed from plantin’ itself where it shouldn’t. That’s the main way they keep from havin’ a little accident.
- Condoms are a big deal. They stop the seed from gettin’ where it needs to go to make a baby. Simple as that.
- And it ain’t just for stoppin’ babies, you know. They also keep ya from catchin’ nasty stuff from other folks. So, it’s a win-win, I reckon.
But there’s more to it than just them rubbers. Some of them gals, they take these little pills. Birth control pills, they call ‘em. They mess with your body a bit, so the seed can’t grow even if it gets in there. It’s like puttin’ bad soil in the garden, nothin’ gonna grow. Now, I hear these pills ain’t perfect, sometimes they don’t work, but most times they do the trick.
And then there’s all sorts of other contraptions, too. I heard tell of little things they put inside, IUDs, somethin’ like that. Sounds kinda scary, but I guess they work. It’s like puttin’ up a fence in the garden, keepin’ them critters out. Keeps the seed from stickin’ around.
Now, you gotta remember, even with all this stuff, sometimes things happen. Nothin’s foolproof, you know? Just like sometimes a weed grows right through the cracks in the pavement, sometimes a baby can happen even if you’re tryin’ to stop it. It ain’t common, but it can happen. Birth control don’t work all the time, that’s the truth.
So, it ain’t some big mystery. It’s just about bein’ smart and takin’ precautions. They got their ways of keepin’ from havin’ babies, just like folks everywhere else. They’re just doin’ it on camera, that’s all.
And let’s be real, sometimes they do get pregnant. You just don’t hear about it much. They might take a break, have the baby, and then come back. Or maybe they don’t come back. It’s their business, ain’t it? Some pornstars do get pregnant sometimes, it’s just life.
I heard there’s all kinds of newfangled ways to keep from havin’ babies these days. Contraception technology is pretty fancy now. They got shots and patches and all sorts of things. It’s a whole lot different than back in my day, that’s for sure. We didn’t have so many choices, you know?
But the bottom line is, if you don’t want a baby, you gotta be careful. Whether you’re makin’ movies or just livin’ your life, it’s the same story. You gotta be smart and take care of yourself. And that’s all there is to it. There are plenty of ways to not get pregnant, it’s just about picking the one that’s right for you. And remember, talkin’ to a doctor is always a good idea. They know more about this stuff than I do, that’s for sure.
So there ya have it. That’s the long and short of how them picture show folks keep from gettin’ pregnant. It ain’t rocket science, just common sense and a little bit of help from them doctors and their contraptions. And remember, using condoms helps protect against diseases too, not just babies. Stay safe out there, folks.
