Alright, listen up, y’all. Gonna tell ya how to make somethin’ for yourself, you know, for when you’re feelin’… frisky. Don’t got money to be buyin’ them fancy store-bought things? Well, neither do I! So, we gotta get creative, right? We’re gonna make ourselves a little somethin’ somethin’, a homemade… uh… thingamajig.
First off, you gonna need some stuff. Nothin’ fancy, mind you. Just stuff you might have lyin’ around the house. Or maybe you can borrow from your neighbor, but don’t tell ‘em what it’s for! Hehehe. We need, like, a towel, ya know, a small one. Not that big ol’ bath towel, somethin’ smaller. And if you got one of them empty soda bottles, the plastic ones, that’ll work too. Oh, and condoms! Gotta have condoms, unless you wanna make a big ol’ mess. And if you ain’t got condoms, well… maybe some of them stretchy gloves, the ones the doctors use. But condoms are better, trust me on that.
Now, let’s start with the towel thingy. It’s easy as pie. Just take that towel and fold it in half, see? Then you kinda roll it up tight, like you’re rollin’ up a burrito, but don’t eat this one! You keep rollin’ and tuckin’ until it feels… right. You’ll know. It ain’t rocket science, folks. Just gotta use your hands and your… imagination. This one’s real simple, and it works pretty darn good, if you ask me.
- Take a small towel.
- Fold it in half.
- Roll it up tight.
- Tuck in the ends.
Okay, now for the soda bottle trick. This one’s a bit more… involved, but still easy peasy. First, you gotta cut the bottom off that bottle. Be careful now, don’t go slicin’ yourself. Use a good pair of scissors, or maybe a knife if you’re careful. Then, you take that condom and… well, you put it over the top of the bottle, where the lid goes. Yeah, like that. Then you screw the lid back on, nice and tight. See? Now you got yourself a little… holder thingy. The condom keeps things clean, and it feels… well, you’ll see.
And if you don’t have a soda bottle, don’t you fret none. You can use other things too. Maybe a can, or even just your hand and a condom. It’s all about gettin’ creative, you know? Like I said, them condoms are important. They keep things clean, and they give you somethin’ to… uh… aim for. And they make cleanin’ up a whole lot easier, let me tell ya.
Now, some folks like to use them gloves, like I said. But I ain’t a big fan. They just don’t feel right to me. But hey, if that’s all you got, it’ll do in a pinch. You just gotta stretch it over somethin’, maybe a roll of paper towels or somethin’, and then… well, you get the picture. But seriously, try to get your hands on some condoms. They’re better, trust me.
So there you have it. A few ways to make yourself a little somethin’ somethin’ without spendin’ a fortune. It ain’t fancy, but it gets the job done. And that’s all that matters, right? Now go on and have yourself some fun, but be safe now, ya hear? And don’t go tellin’ everyone your secrets. This is just between us, okay?
And one more thing, if you’re usin’ a towel, make sure it’s clean, ya hear? Nobody wants a dirty old towel. And if you’re usin’ a bottle or somethin’, wash it out good before you start. Hygiene is important, even when you’re makin’ do with what you got.
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