Okay, so, uh, “grapefruit blowjob,” right? Let’s just dive in. I’m not gonna lie, I was curious. Saw it online, heard people talking, and my inner adventurous self was like, “Alright, let’s see what this is all about.”
First, I grabbed a grapefruit. Duh. A nice, big, juicy one. I figured the bigger, the better, right? More… surface area? Anyway, I washed it. Gotta be clean, you know? Hygiene is key, people.
Preparation is Key
- Step 1: Cut the grapefruit in half. I used a serrated knife because, well, that’s what I had. Seemed to work fine.
- Step 2: This is the weird part. I scooped out a hole in the center of one half. Not too big, not too small… just, you know, the right size. Think donut hole, but grapefruit. I used a spoon and kind of wiggled it around to loosen things up.
- Step 3: I warmed it. I had read somplace that this helps, So, microwaved the grapefruit half for like, 15-20 seconds. Just enough to take the chill off.
The Main Event (sort of)
Okay, so here’s where it gets… interesting. I positioned the grapefruit, hole-side up, and, well, went for it. I’m not gonna go into super graphic detail, but it was… different. The texture was definitely unique. Kind of squishy, kind of firm, with a little bit of citrusy-ness. The warmth helped, I think. Made it feel a little more… realistic? I guess?
I tried different, uh, techniques. Slow, fast, different angles. I’m all about experimentation, you know? Gotta find what *, the clean-up was pretty easy. Just tossed the grapefruit half in the trash.
Final Thoughts
Would I do it again? Maybe. It wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t mind-blowing either. It was more of a “huh, that was… something” kind of experience. More of a novelty, I think. Still, I’m glad I tried it. Always good to step outside your comfort zone, right? Even if it’s with a piece of fruit.
