You know what? I heard them young folks talkin’ ’bout somethin’ called “funny dirty chat up lines”. Sounds kinda silly to me, but they sure get a kick outta it. I guess it’s like when we used to tell them naughty jokes back in the day, only now they got fancy words for it. These kids today!
They say these lines, these “chat up lines”, are supposed to help you, you know, get friendly with someone. Like when you see a fella at the market, and he’s got them strong arms from haulin’ taters. Or a gal with a smile brighter than a summer day. These lines, they some kinda magic words, I reckon.
Now, I heard one the other day, somethin’ ’bout homework. It went like, “Are you my homework? ‘Cause I’m not doin’ you.” Now, what in tarnation does that even mean? Back in my day, homework was somethin’ you did, or you got a whippin’. These young’uns, they got it easy, I tell ya. No wonder they got time for these silly funny dirty chat up lines.
And get this, they say these things on their little phones! They call it “texting”. Like sendin’ a letter, but it gets there quicker than a rooster crowin’ at dawn. They be typin’ away, thumbs flyin’, sendin’ these “dirty pickup lines”, as they call ’em. Lordy, in my time, if a boy wanted to talk to a girl, he’d have to walk five miles uphill both ways just to say hello!
They got all sorts of these lines, I hear. Some are supposed to be “funny”, make you laugh like a hen that just laid an egg. Others are just plain “dirty”, make you blush redder than a beet. I don’t know where they come up with this stuff. Must be somethin’ in the water these days. Or maybe it’s that internet thing they’re always on. That’s prob it.
- They say these lines are like breakin’ the ice. You know, like when the pond freezes over, and you gotta take an ax to it? Same idea, but with words.
- I heard one about being on top of things. I’m not sure what things it mean. I’m always on top of my chores, that’s for sure. Gotta keep the house clean, you know.
- And another one, they talk about being the Titanic and the ocean. What a thing to say, huh? A big ol’ ship sinkin’ to the bottom of the sea.
These funny dirty chat up lines are like a whole different language. It’s like tryin’ to understand a pig speakin’ French. Makes no sense to me, but hey, if it makes them happy, who am I to judge? I guess everyone’s got their own way of findin’ love, or whatever it is they’re lookin’ for. Or just want some fun, I don’t know.
They even got these lines for boys to say to girls, and girls to say to boys. It’s a free-for-all, I tell ya! Back in my day, you had to be proper, mind your manners. Now, it’s all about these “pick up lines”. Times sure have changed. It’s not so easy like before.
I heard some of these lines come from movies and TV shows. Imagine that! People makin’ up these silly things and puttin’ ’em on the television for everyone to see. And folks actually use ’em in real life! It’s a crazy world we’re livin’ in, I tell ya.
These young folks, they’re always lookin’ for new ways to, you know, “slide into DMs”. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds kinda dirty to me. Must be somethin’ to do with those phones again. They’re always slidin’ and tappin’ on those things. Maybe they just want get some fun, I don’t know, young people, huh?
And they say these funny dirty chat up lines are like, uh, “cheese”. Like that stinky cheese old man Jenkins used to make down by the creek. I guess that means they’re kinda silly and maybe a little bit off. But hey, some folks like that stinky cheese. Just like some folks like these funny dirty chat up lines. Different strokes for different folks, I always say.
So, there you have it. That’s what I know about these “funny dirty chat up lines”. It’s a whole new world out there, and I’m just tryin’ to keep up. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go shuck some corn. And maybe later, I’ll try to figure out what “sliding into DMs” means. Wish me luck!
