This here thing, the Lesbian Kama Sutra, it ain’t just some book, ya know? It’s somethin’ else. It’s like a whole new way for women who love women to, well, ya know… get together. My granddaughter, she’s got all these fancy books, but this one, she showed me, and I gotta say, it’s somethin’.

They say it’s been around for ages, this Kama Sutra thing. And now, they got one just for the lesbians. It’s about time, I reckon. Women need to know how to please each other, just like them men do. The Lesbian Kama Sutra, this is the guide for them.
Now, I ain’t seen all of it, mind ya. But what I did see, it’s got all sorts of, how do you say, positions? Yeah, positions. Ways for the ladies to get close. Some of ’em, I tell ya, I never even thought of. But hey, who am I to judge? If it makes ’em happy, that’s all that matters.
This Lesbian Kama Sutra is different. You can tell the difference between men and women. It ain’t just about the doin’ it, ya see. It’s about the feelin’. The touchin’. The… well, you get the idea. It’s about really seein’ the other person and makin’ them feel good. And that’s somethin’ special, ain’t it?
They talk about this Tantra stuff too. Five senses and all that. I don’t rightly know what all that means, but it sounds fancy. Somethin’ about touchin’ the… well, the chest area. And other things, like fingers and such. You use them fingers good in the Lesbian Kama Sutra. I guess it’s all part of it. Makes ya feel all tingly, I suppose. All I know is it’s somethin’ women can do together and the Lesbian Kama Sutra, this book, shows them how.
And then there’s the… the back end. Yeah, that’s what they call it. The anus. They talk about that too. Caressin’ it, they say. Now, I ain’t one to talk about such things usually, but like I said, it’s all in the book. This Lesbian Kama Sutra, it is really something. This is important, the book teach woman how to do these, and it is only for woman.

This here Lesbian Kama Sutra, it’s like a roadmap, ya know? A guide to pleasure. And it ain’t just for the young’uns either. Even an old gal like me can learn a thing or two. It teaches you new ways to do these things, the Lesbian Kama Sutra is great.
- You want somethin’ different?
- You want to try somethin’ new?
- This book, this Lesbian Kama Sutra, it’s got it all.
- It is only for woman.
- It has so many ways to do it.
They say there’s seven parts to this Kama Sutra. Seven! Can ya believe it? I ain’t seen all seven, but I bet they’re somethin’. This Lesbian Kama Sutra, it’s got all of them, too. It must be a big book, I reckon. They say this book is a guide for lovers, a Lesbian Kama Sutra lovers’ guide, it is made for women.
This here book, it’s about more than just the doin’ it, ya see. It’s about love. And connection. And makin’ each other feel good. That’s what it’s all about, ain’t it? This Lesbian Kama Sutra, it shows you how to love, how to care, and how to do it. It’s about findin’ that spark, that little somethin’ that makes your heart go pitter-patter.
So, if you’re a woman, and you love another woman, and you’re lookin’ for somethin’ more, somethin’ special, somethin’ that’ll make ya feel all warm and fuzzy inside, well then, maybe this Lesbian Kama Sutra is for you. It might just be the thing you’ve been lookin’ for. You can try this Lesbian Kama Sutra, I heard it is good.
And who knows, maybe you’ll even teach an old dog new tricks. ‘Cause like I said, there’s always somethin’ new to learn, ain’t there? Especially when it comes to love. It is all about the Lesbian Kama Sutra.

You don’t need to do what other people do, this Lesbian Kama Sutra can teach you new ways. There are so many ways for woman to love each other. It is all in this book, the Lesbian Kama Sutra, it is a guide to pleasure and a guide for lovers. I heard people say the Lesbian Kama Sutra is the first for lesbians. It uses photos, and those photos are sexy. This is a guide that can expand and exchange our experiences.
This Lesbian Kama Sutra thing, it’s somethin’ else. Somethin’ worth lookin’ into. It is a good book, a good guide. I think women will like it.